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Thread ID: 137008 2014-05-12 03:20:00 Monday Laughs:....Maxine on automotive themes.......and others...... Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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1374782 2014-05-12 03:20:00 .
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Are you familar with Maxine? She's a gem!


Driving........From Maxine's Perspective:


If you are taking a road trip, remember......

It is not the destination, but the journey, that drives you nuts!

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I love a man in uniform........

Unless he's in my rear-view mirror!

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I hate those orange road-cones!

They keep getting stuck under my car!

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If it wasn't for tail-gaters,

No man would ever check out my rear end!

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I believe fully in sharing the road with other drivers.

They can have all of the part behind me!

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The last guy I went out with had a lot in common with the tires on my car:

He was bald, unbalanced and full of hot air.

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Do you realise that in about 40 years there will be thousands of old women running around with tattoos they'd rather forget.

and Rap music will be on the Golden Oldies stations. Now those are real scary thoughts! :horrified

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A taxi driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven.

Next in line is a preacher. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book, furrows his brow and says, "OK, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."

The preacher is shocked and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that taxi driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than him!"

St. Peter responds matter-of-factly, "This is Heaven and up here, we are only interested in results.

When you preached, people slept.

When that taxi driver drove his cab, people prayed."

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"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."

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"I read that two positives can never make a negative, and I thought to myself, "Yeah right"



Cheers

Billy 8-{) :)
Billy T (70)
1374783 2014-05-12 04:30:00 Do you realise that in about 40 years there will be thousands of old women running around with tattoos they'd rather forget.


Yes:
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pctek (84)
1374784 2014-05-12 05:24:00 OMG pctek!!! Can you say NSFW!!! I hope I don't get a warning for looking at that... lol! lordnoddy (3645)
1374785 2014-05-12 05:46:00 The tatts have aged a hell of a lot better than the body. DeSade (984)
1374786 2014-05-12 06:35:00 Looks like she's still quite happy with them... Agent_24 (57)
1374787 2014-05-12 07:45:00 Motor cycling at high speeds, or on rough terrain could be hazardous. R2x1 (4628)
1374788 2014-05-12 09:37:00 Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh ... pctek, how could you post that?

:yuck:

(lol)
WalOne (4202)
1374789 2014-05-13 03:57:00 LOL, well, there you go....more people should think of these things when they first get the idea......
Although why she thought it a good idea to remove the clothes at that age I don't know.
pctek (84)
1374790 2014-05-13 04:22:00 Although why she thought it a good idea to remove the clothes at that age I don't know.

Not a single f**k was given... :lol:
Agent_24 (57)
1374791 2014-05-17 04:42:00 Can you get her to lift up the right one (her side) or left (looking front on) ... I can't tell who's face is under it :rolleyes: SP8's (9836)
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