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Thread ID: 137652	2014-08-04 00:15:00	Monday Laughs:......One for the Scots, cough medicine, and Arkansas for beginners....	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1380785	2014-08-04 00:15:00	. . A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the Northern Woods of Canada. Both liked to hunt and were out looking for deer, when all of a sudden a moose popped up in front of them. It was so unexpected that neither of them had a chance to fire before it disappeared back into the trees. The Scotsman was shaken to his boots! "Hoots mon, wit in blazes was that?!" He cried! "That was a moose," the Canadian replied. "What heavens name are ye saying, lad? cried the Scot! A moose? Good Lord mon, if that's a moose, I'd hate to see your rats!" ********************************* The owner of a Pharmacy walks in one morning sees a man leaning heavily against a wall and looking very stressed. The owner asks the saleswoman, "What's with that customer over there by the wall? The woman replies: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. We were sold right out of cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative to drink." The owner, wide-eyed and excited, shouts "You did what!! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxative!" The saleswoman calmly responds, "Of course you can! Look at him........he's too damned scared to cough!" ********************************* Arkansas, where normal isn't quite.......................... normal. :D A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow. Unfortunately, it will be held in Trust and she can't touch it 'til she's 14. ~~~~~~~~~ How do you know when you're staying in a Arkansas hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead." ~~~~~~~~~ How can you tell if a Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. ~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinkingage in Arkansas to 32 ? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of their High Schools. ~~~~~~~~~ Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush. ~~~~~~~~~ An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" The driver replies "Bout whut?" ~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. ~~~~~~~~~ The Governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The State Library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished colouring one of them. ~~~~~~~~~ A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. ~~~~~~~~~ A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania". The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist? "The man says, "I mount animals". The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!" Cheers Billy 8-{) :)	Billy T (70)
1380786	2014-08-04 06:15:00	:D OK, that took a bit of the sharpness off the Monday feelings.	R2x1 (4628)
1380787	2014-08-04 09:00:00	And now for some culture, a poem............. Miss Farad was pretty and sensual And charged to a reckless potential. But a rascal named Ohm conducted her home. Her decline was, alas, exponential	tutaenui (1724)
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