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Thread ID: 138507	2014-12-10 20:15:00	Chatting with a Slater.	B.M. (505)	PC World Chat

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1389932	2014-12-10 20:15:00	Global Warming hit our place and the temperature soared to 20°C so I thought I’d better store the firewood for next winter. Anyway, there under the first piece of timber I picked up was a slater on its mobile phone. What are you doing I enquired, to which the slater replied: “I’m texting one of my extended Whanu”. Oh good what’s happening? Well did you know that Christopher Finlayson who ranks number eight in the National Party has never won his electorate seat, despite four attempts,and is a Cabinet minister and the Attorney-General of New Zealand. He holds the ministerial portfolios of Minister for Treaty of Waitangi Negotiations and Minister for Arts, Culture and Heritage, Minister Responsible for the Government Communications Security Bureau and the Minister in Charge of the New Zealand Security Intelligence Service, the country's two main intelligence agencies. So we have a list MP that can’t get voted in running all these important Portfolios because the Prime Minister likes him. Yes, I knew that, makes you wonder doesn’t it. Well do you know he’s Gay? Struth, didn’t know that. And he’s also a Catholic. A Gay Catholic aye, wonder if he’s been to Confession yet? And did you know he’s a cousin of Annette King’s? Surly not, she’s the Labour deputy leader. Well there you are. And did you know that this Finlayson fellow was upset his ego couldn’t be seen from space that he made himself a QC, so now it can. Yes I had heard, some people can be so up themselves can’t they. And did you know that he has pushed through a record number of Treaty Settlements. Yes I did, but it isn’t hard when you’re the tribes Solicitor as well as the Judge. I bet most Lawyers would like to hear their own cases. They’d never loose. Talk about a vested interest. Oh, got to go got another message coming through. Yes Prime Minister……	B.M. (505)
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