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Thread ID: 139172	2015-03-22 23:04:00	Monday Laughs:.... Youth, sex, and religion: An eclectic mix for Monday..........	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1396932	2015-03-23 23:07:00	Thing is, what about someone born at the beginning or end of a generation? they clearly have more in common with someone close to their own age who technically falls into a different generation classification than someone at the other end of the group they are lumped in with. The early 80's look a lot like the late seventies, the late 80 resembles the early nineties. Artificial boundaries based on a man made calendar are largely meaningless, time is a continuous thing and doesn't fall in bands What I said.:D It is entirely a matter of personal perspective, where you stand on the continuum, and in which direction you are looking.......... Cheers Billy 8-{) :thumbs:	Billy T (70)
1396933	2015-03-26 00:19:00	The novel “Fifty Shades Of Grey” has seduced women – and baffled blokes . Now , Fifty ‘Sheds’ Of Grey, offers a treat for the men . The book's author Colin Grey recounts his love encounters at the bottom of the garden . Here are some extracts from . . . Fifty "Sheds" Of Grey We tried various positions – round the back, on the side, up against a wall . But in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ She stood before me, trembling in my shed . “I’m yours for the night,” she gasped, “You can do whatever you want with me . ” So I took her to Bunning’s . --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came . I moaned with pleasure . Now for the other boot . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ever since she read THAT book, I’ve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles . She still manages to get into the shed, though . --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Put on this rubber suit and mask,” I instructed, calmly . “Mmmm, kinky!” she purred . “Yes,” I said, “You can’t be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof . ” ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “I’m a very naughty girl,” she said, biting her lip . “I need to be punished . ” So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend . ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Harder!” she cried, gripping the workbench tightly . “Harder!” “Okay,” I said . “What’s the gross national product of Nicaragua?” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window . Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat . ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Are you sure you can take the pain?” she demanded, brandishing stilettos . “I think so,” I gulped . “Here we go, then,” she said, and showed me the receipt . --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Hurt me!” she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench . “Very well,” I replied . “You’ve got fat ankles and no dress sense . ” --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Are you sure you want this?” I asked . “When I’m done, you won’t be able to sit down for weeks . ” She nodded . “Okay,” I said, putting the three-piece lounge suite on eBay . --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Punish me!” she cried . “Make me suffer like only a real man can!” “Very well,” I replied, leaving the toilet seat up .	kenj (9738)
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