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Thread ID: 150372	2021-12-27 00:01:00	(almost) New Year Jokes	piroska (17583)	PC World Chat

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1483135	2021-12-30 19:10:00	How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem! What does a subatomic duck say? Quark. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0. One mouse to another: “Look at that fellow with a white coat on. Whenever I push the paddle, he starts writing something!” The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The engineer sees a glass too large. Three statisticians go hunting for deer. They spot one off in the distance. The first one shoots about a meter too high; the second one, about a meter too low; the third one yells, “We got it!”	piroska (17583)
1483136	2021-12-30 21:11:00	A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ,:horrified A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed and listened to her saying her prayers: "God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, goodbye grandad." The next day grandad died. The father was rather surprised but thought no more about it until a few months later when putting her to bed again: "God bless mummy, God bless daddy, goodbye grandma." The next day grandma died. The father was starting to get worried. His young daughter seemed to be able to predict the future. Then some time later before she went to sleep: "God bless mummy, good bye daddy." Now he was really concerned. The next day he was up very early and left for work before rush hour. On arrival at work he told his secretary that she was not to admit anyone. He was very careful not to do anything risky and spent the entire day locked in his office. After everyone had left for the day he finally made his way home. He was greeted by his wife. "Am I glad to see you. I have had a helluva day!" he said. "You've had a helluva day? Not as bad as my day. The milkman died on me this morning!"	Roscoe (6288)
1483137	2022-01-01 06:53:00	I saw the joke, Jayess :thumbs: Thanks for that. I was starting to have serious doubts...	Jayess64 (8703)
1483138	2022-01-01 07:10:00	Thanks for that. I was starting to have serious doubts... Meh, some people just their pants in a twist, I shouldn't worry too much if I were you..... ! Cheers LL	lakewoodlady (103)
1483139	2022-01-04 02:25:00	The Irish are considering moving to driving on the right side the same side as Europe. They are going to conduct a trial and move all the trucks to the right side and if that is successful they intend to move the cars over as well.:groan:	Roscoe (6288)
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