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Thread ID: 139414	2015-04-28 10:05:00	Saint Robert on Ponygate or Let's Shaft the Fourth Estate	WalOne (4202)	PC World Chat

Post ID	Timestamp	Content	User
1399519	2015-04-28 10:05:00	Sir Bob Jones speaks out on the shocking revelation our glorious leader had displayed a shock-horror penchant for caressing stray ponytails not attached to a pony. :eek: News broke that the Prime Minister, presumably exercising a perk of office, had seemingly hurled a coffee-shop waitress to the floor, then not once but twice, and regardless of his accompanying wife's feelings let alone those of the other patrons, their children, two sensitive pet dogs and a wheel-chaired granny, violently had his way with her. Then emerging triumphantly from under the table wearing her knickers on his head, he'd searched around for fresh victims, before launching salivating and naked into the street in a quest for fresh flesh to commit his vile corruptions on. At that point I made two predictions. First, that within the hour, that groaning giveaway of journalistic shoal fish mediocrity would emerge, namely the appendix "gate". Sure enough, exactly 38 minutes later, the Stuff (Fairfax) website kicked off with the first "ponygate", the others all duly lapdogging along thereafter. My second prediction was that the expected flow of contrived outrage from middle-age women (older ladies are more sensible), perpetual offence seekers, would bear a direct co-relationship in their venom with the authors' ugliness. But wait! There's more! More! More! (www.nzherald.co.nz) :D	WalOne (4202)
1399520	2015-04-28 20:23:00	6428	B.M. (505)
1399521	2015-04-28 22:54:00	6428 Be still, my beating heart :lol::lol::lol:	WalOne (4202)
1399522	2015-04-29 00:22:00	I confess. I am truly evil & a nasty person. In my lifetime I have pulled a ponytail or two. PJ	Poppa John (284)
1399523	2015-04-29 10:06:00	Meanwhile, there is a loose canon called Graham McCready (en.wikipedia.org) running around making all sorts of idiotic threats......	Zippity (58)
1399524	2015-04-30 03:43:00	Meanwhile, there is a loose canon called Graham McCready (en.wikipedia.org) running around making all sorts of idiotic threats...... An interesting read - sounds like he has suffered from "CDS" (Chronic Dickhead Syndrome) all his life...	johcar (6283)
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