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Thread ID: 141557 2016-01-10 22:06:00 Vegan flatmates wanted CHCH Mirddes (10) PC World Chat
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1414251 2016-01-11 02:45:00 personally i think its a pretty permissive list of requirements.

i know... wow ...right?



turns out nzdating bans for flatmates wanted posts on their forum. (feel free to remove the link, resident friendly moderators)
can imply you're selling yourself (sexual services) but not explicitly ask people to live with you.. apparently its a commercial activity, not just asking for humanity to come together. incidentally those sexual services are a commercial activity involving humanity 'coming' together.


hahahahah
sigh...

have a great year everyone :D
Mirddes (10)
1414252 2016-01-11 03:13:00 Well there may not be a Heaven, but it looks like there definitely is a Hell. :eek: B.M. (505)
1414253 2016-01-11 03:27:00 Even in a city the size of Chch, with those requirements I think you'll be struggling. I quite honestly thought you were taking the mick for a start, but it would appear not. :waughh: wratterus (105)
1414254 2016-01-11 04:39:00 Vegans are not healthy they are sickly people in body and in mind.

Have to agree. What sort of idiot does not have a balanced diet? Meat is an essential part of our diet. And for those who say you don't need to eat meat, look at all the supplements vegans have to swallow to stay sort of healthy. Does not make any sense.
Roscoe (6288)
1414255 2016-01-11 20:58:00 Oh my goodness... the rent includes a juicer!!!! Oh happy happy me! I've always wanted to flat with a juicer!

But the burning questions which beg to be asked - can ex-cannibals be included or would that be a point against an applicant? Will you accept Jedi students? If you accept my application, will you also accept my choleric grandma with her advanced leprosy condition, or will you discriminate against us for that?

ps: is there a discount for half vegan foods?

And what about swimming facilities - I understand the nearest public pool is quite far away. And... how close is the nearest mental health facility which you attend - we might need a lift there once in a while. And do you have an axe sharpening stone either for free or to hire?
Greg (193)
1414256 2016-01-12 00:38:00 Oh my goodness... the rent includes a juicer!!!! Oh happy happy me! I've always wanted to flat with a juicer!

But the burning questions which beg to be asked - can ex-cannibals be included or would that be a point against an applicant? Will you accept Jedi students? If you accept my application, will you also accept my choleric grandma with her advanced leprosy condition, or will you discriminate against us for that?

ps: is there a discount for half vegan foods?

And what about swimming facilities - I understand the nearest public pool is quite far away. And... how close is the nearest mental health facility which you attend - we might need a lift there once in a while. And do you have an axe sharpening stone either for free or to hire?


we have a pool
Mirddes (10)
1414257 2016-01-12 01:36:00 Does the 166$ plan include smoking grass and magic shrooms? Cato (6936)
1414258 2016-01-12 01:52:00 My sister is a vegan. Always looked like she needed a bloody good feed of steak. Pale faced and lacking in energy.

And bacon, lambs fry etc. Sorry if I make you shudder. :)

Or as Greg's cannibal would have said ("Oh boy, roast leg of insurance salesman") (thanks to Flanders & Swan)

Ken
kenj (9738)
1414259 2016-01-12 02:14:00 If we aren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Save a tree - eat a beaver.
pctek (84)
1414260 2016-01-12 02:36:00 Meat is made from vegetables isn't it? My sister is a vegetarian and seems to be healthy enough, it's not for me though. I would not do well in a Vegan household. dugimodo (138)
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