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Thread ID: 52459 2004-12-19 18:54:00 Monday Laughs Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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305723 2004-12-19 18:54:00 A very attractive lady goes up to the bar . She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately . When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers . When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard . "Are you the manager?" she asks softly stroking his face with both hands .

"Actually, I'm not," says the man .

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,"
she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair .

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender . "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is . I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to nip them gently .

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say around her delicate fingers .

"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap or paper towels in the ladies room . " :yuck:
Billy T (70)
305724 2004-12-19 20:35:00 Just for xmas a little tune (www.2step.dk) :@@: :yuck: Rob99 (151)
305725 2004-12-20 00:10:00 Love the tune Rob, I'll get some smileage out of that this festive season.

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D
Billy T (70)
305726 2004-12-20 01:36:00 lol random as but funny Codex (3761)
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