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Thread ID: 52581 2004-12-22 19:36:00 For Bill T Cicero (40) PC World Chat
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306801 2004-12-22 19:36:00 Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones have begun a business, and want to put up a sign over their shop...Smith and Jones. When the sign was painted, they went outside to have a look at it. Smith said "There should be a bigger gap between Smith and and and and and Jones."

And used 5 times.Sent to me by a chap that loves this sort of thing!Thought you may too.
Cicero (40)
306802 2004-12-22 19:56:00 In an english exercise the question was where to use "had" or "had had" as the correct tense.
One student had had, "had had". "Had had" was the correct answer.
Slightly contrived but a use of 6 hads
Dally (6292)
306803 2004-12-22 20:41:00 An example Dally of the past pluperfect tense I think. Winston001 (3612)
306804 2004-12-22 21:04:00 In an english exercise the question was where to use "had" or "had had" as the correct tense.
One student had had, "had had". "Had had" was the correct answer.
Slightly contrived but a use of 6 hads
It can be done with 11 "hads".

If John wrote in his exam, for an answer "HAD" and James wrote for the same answer "HAD HAD" and James was correct, punctuate this sentence.

JAMES THOUGH JOHN HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD THE EXAMINERS APROVAL

becomes

James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher. :thumbs:
Miami Steve (2128)
306805 2004-12-22 21:15:00 Nice one MS(not microsoft). I had had that example in mind but had forgotten most of it.

A teacher was telling the English class that two negatives made a positive as in, " I cannot not get a new computer" but told them two positives can never make a negative and a voice from the back said, "Yeah right"
Dally (6292)
306806 2004-12-23 07:23:00 Nice one MS(not microsoft) . I had had that example in mind but had forgotten most of it .

A teacher was telling the English class that two negatives made a positive as in, " I cannot not get a new computer" but told them two positives can never make a negative and a voice from the back said, "Yeah right"

Good one Dally . :thumbs:

Here is a copy of an answer to the fish and chips one that was posted on the Press F1 forum in 2002 . (Godfather asked the original question about a sentence with 5 ands in a row . )

Here is one of the replies .

Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?

There are 21 ands in a row . It takes a bit of thinking to make sense of it, but it does work . Concentrate on the Ands with capital A's to sort it out in your mind .
xxll (5902)
306807 2004-12-23 08:52:00 Well done xxll tha's brilliant Dally (6292)
306808 2004-12-23 09:04:00 Well done xxll tha's brilliant

Only geeks would find this interesting
Baldy (26)
306809 2004-12-23 09:22:00 What do you find interesting Baldy - Your own navel perhaps Dally (6292)
306810 2004-12-23 09:34:00 I love 'em all, they are right up my alley . :nerd:

I have an ongoing love affair with words and language even though I never really had formal training in english :blush: so I tend to rely on instinct rather than knowledge to assess what sounds or looks right and what is wrong .

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :@@:
Billy T (70)
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