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| Thread ID: 52946 | 2005-01-03 09:28:00 | Monday Laughs, better late than never! | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 310187 | 2005-01-03 09:28:00 | Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning fishing boat off the coast in the Irish Sea, and while rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the utter amazement of Patrick, a genie did come forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick...now we're going to have to pee in the boat." Cheers Billy 8-{) :) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 310188 | 2005-01-03 22:00:00 | Doesn't quite ring true though.... I mean how would you ever tell the difference between Guinness and pee anyway? |
godfather (25) | ||
| 310189 | 2005-01-03 22:09:00 | Pee has a better colour, a more aromatic nose with a hint of strawberries in the taste but is at least more drinkable than Guinness | Dally (6292) | ||
| 310190 | 2005-01-04 01:04:00 | Actually I prefer Murphy's to Guinness :) | Marnie (4574) | ||
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