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Thread ID: 53036 2005-01-06 00:13:00 One for Billy T Dally (6292) PC World Chat
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311067 2005-01-06 10:44:00 Oooohhhh! Its a pun. A bit barbed wasn't it? :D Winston001 (3612)
311068 2005-01-06 11:10:00 I don't get any of these -but are these jokes R30+?
Yup, for people like Billy T obviously. Keep moving people, nothing to see here... ;)
E|im (87)
311069 2005-01-06 11:11:00 Yup, for people like Billy T obviously. Keep moving people, nothing to see here... ;)
Did you get it though?
~sy~ (95)
311070 2005-01-06 11:14:00 Get a second opinion, Sy - it might be implying that people are "slow" in Invercargill. agent (30)
311071 2005-01-06 21:47:00 LOL

The joke itself is not half as funny as you guys debating what it means or not as the case . . . . . .
:lol: :lol:

and it is a long way to invertartica, so it may mean they tired and slow . . . . . luv ya sweetie . and just not up to the joke . . . . . . :eek:


anyway what has age got to do with it? what wrong with being young and understanding the joke?

:@@:

b
beetle (243)
311072 2005-01-06 22:35:00 Whilst into wet jokes . . .
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The bartender comes over to get his order and sees a small 12-inch man getting out of the bag .

The tiny man is in a tux, and he proceeds to pull the sides of the bag down, which exposes a small baby grand piano .

The bartender is fascinated and asks the customer where he got the small man .

As the small man starts to play, the customer produces a magic lamp and says that this is how he got the piano player .

The bartender, always wanting to make some money, asks if he can use the lamp .

"Sure, go ahead" the customer replied .

The barkeep rubs the lamp and out pops a genie .

"Give me a million bucks," he tells the genie .

"Your wish is my command," says the genie, and he claps his hands .

The bar is suddenly filled with ducks and feathers .

"I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks . Your genie is deaf!" yells the bartender .

"You're telling me! Do you think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?" the customer replies .
Cicero (40)
311073 2005-01-06 22:56:00 Two Invercargil people walked into a bar. Luckily, the second one ducked ....


I think what this one is getting at, that TonyF is hinting that Invercargillians are so dumb, that it was only by luck that one ducked, and it was kinda normal for them to walk into the bar anyway.

or not, I dunno...

*edit* eh, I can't belive so many people managed to post in the time it took me to write that
mejobloggs (264)
311074 2005-01-06 23:09:00 And here was me thinking that the reference to "duck" referred to the webbed feet of the residents... godfather (25)
311075 2005-01-07 00:03:00 Did you get it though?
I got the second one, first one no idea. Someone better explain it for me.
E|im (87)
311076 2005-01-07 00:08:00 Hi Elim. From medieval English. What guys used to say if they have been lucky, or what they claimed if they had not been lucky. :cool: Scouse (83)
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