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Thread ID: 53189	2005-01-09 22:52:00	Monday Laughs	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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312624	2005-01-09 22:52:00	A cabbie picks up a Nun . She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her . She asks him why is he staring . He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you . " She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me . When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything . I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive . " "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me . " She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, but there are two conditions: Firstly, you have to be single and secondly, you must be a Catholic . " The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single; and I 'm Catholic too!" "OK" the Nun says . "Pull into the next alley . " He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush . But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying . "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned . I lied . I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish . " The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party . Cheers Billy 8-{) :D	Billy T (70)
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