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Thread ID: 53659	2005-01-23 17:41:00	Monday Laughs: Another Airline Story (PGR)	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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317368	2005-01-23 17:41:00	AIRLINE PASSENGERS A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?" "I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?" The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."	Billy T (70)
317369	2005-01-23 19:51:00	:) There's a variation of this, except with a Man suffering from the "condition" circulating the net...	somebody (208)
317370	2005-01-23 20:44:00	THE STRING AND THE SPOON A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization. Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the waiter brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil, it represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour, so if our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift." As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies, so before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?" "Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom, by tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent. I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?" "Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon." :D	smithie 38 (6684)
317371	2005-01-23 21:40:00	A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway please? It has been flickering for weeks now . " The husband looks at her and says, "Fix the light? Does it look like I have a GE logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so!" The wife then asks, "Well can you fix the fridge door, it won't close properly" to which he replies, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have a Westinghouse logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so!" "Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break . " The husband says, "I am not a carpenter and I don't fix steps . Does it look like I have Ace Hardware printed on my forehead? I don't think so! "I've had enough", he says, "I can't watch the football game in peace, I am off to the pub . " After a few drinks the husband begins to feel guilty about the way he treated his wife and decides to go home and help out after all . As he walks into the house he notices the steps have been fixed . As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working and as he goes to get another beer he notices the fridge door has been fixed . "Honey", he asks, "How did all this get fixed?" She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried . Just then a nice young man came by and asked what was wrong . I told him and he offered to do all the repairs, all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake . " The husband said, "That was nice . So what kind of cake did you bake him?" The wife replied, "Helloooooo! Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!" :D	FoxyMX (5)
317372	2005-01-23 22:57:00	Muwhahahaha... nice, thanks everybody :D Billy, I don't think little PGR kids would be able to understand 'orgasm' :p Note: As usual, if you are unsure, do a Google ;)	~sy~ (95)
317373	2005-01-24 00:07:00	Billy, I don't think little PGR kids would be able to understand 'orgasm' :p I was always of the belief that a sneeze WAS a type of orgasm!? :thumbs:	personthingy (1670)
317374	2005-01-24 06:01:00	dare I say it... for some it is the ONLY orgasm (maybe that's what they mean by 'a roll in the hay'?)	Shortcircuit (1666)
317375	2005-01-24 08:54:00	Billy, I don't think little PGR kids would be able to understand 'orgasm' :p *Cough* Sorry SY, it was sort of a joke within a joke you see . Cheers Billy 8-{) :D	Billy T (70)
317376	2005-01-24 09:57:00	I was always of the belief that a sneeze WAS a type of orgasm!? :thumbs: Well...... I certainly know which kind I prefer ..... and it's not sneezing Additionaly, teaching little kids to Google for orgasm (www.google.com)? It doesn't get much more dangerous than that. What if they accidentally had it in Image Mode!?	george12 (7)
317377	2005-01-24 10:03:00	Teaching little kids to Google for orgasm (/)? It doesn't get much more dangerous than that. What if they accidentally had it in Image Mode!? Says he who provides the direct link... :p	agent (30)
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