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Thread ID: 53659	2005-01-23 17:41:00	Monday Laughs: Another Airline Story (PGR)	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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317378	2005-01-24 10:38:00	Haha :D A thread about orgasms! While we're on it, science (and medicine) tells us "its" healthy for the mind and body. But I've heard from religious people that it shortens your life. True?	~sy~ (95)
317379	2005-01-24 11:59:00	But I've heard from religious people that it shortens your life. True? Bs. ;)	E|im (87)
317380	2005-01-24 12:44:00	I have no idea which is true. Therefore, sy, I think I'm gonna have to beleive the first one :D I agree with Elim! And I'm religious anyway .......	george12 (7)
317381	2005-01-24 12:46:00	Elim, I bet you were just dying to add: "Or else I'd be dead by now"	george12 (7)
317382	2005-01-24 12:51:00	But I've heard from religious people that it shortens your life. True? Crucifixion has a far more immediate effect on life expectancy	Metla (12)
317383	2005-01-24 17:42:00	But I've heard from religious people that it shortens your life. True? Depend entirely on who (if anyone) one has ones orgasms with. It possably also depends on what pepper one uses to bring them on! :D	personthingy (1670)
317384	2005-01-25 01:26:00	Well I guess some dangerous and crazy methods of bringing on orgasms could greatly reduce life expectancy! As one man once said: I do things the proper way. I don't use butter knives, pipes, spoons, bags, gloves, rocks, satin, fire extinguishers, wires, blades, hairbrushes, spickets, wooden arms, bathtub edges or spouts, mirrors, toilet handles, my dog, my cats, my hamster, snake, my spare bumper for a 57 Chevy, my cordless drill, hammers, pool jets or hoses or vacuums, tubes, cardboard, shampoo bottles, freezer packs, freezers, sinks, workbenches, wrenches, gear shifters, shape shifters, pens, pencils, cups, bowls, ovens, stoves, speakers, picture frames, or any other types of bull****. Thank you.	george12 (7)
317385	2005-01-25 01:27:00	Elim, I bet you were just dying to add: "Or else I'd be dead by now" :lol: :lol:	E|im (87)
317386	2005-01-25 01:52:00	Well I guess some dangerous and crazy methods of bringing on orgasms could greatly reduce life expectancy! As one man once said: I do things the proper way. I don't use butter knives, pipes, spoons, bags, gloves, rocks, satin, fire extinguishers, wires, blades, hairbrushes, spickets, wooden arms, bathtub edges or spouts, mirrors, toilet handles, my dog, my cats, my hamster, snake, my spare bumper for a 57 Chevy, my cordless drill, hammers, pool jets or hoses or vacuums, tubes, cardboard, shampoo bottles, freezer packs, freezers, sinks, workbenches, wrenches, gear shifters, shape shifters, pens, pencils, cups, bowls, ovens, stoves, speakers, picture frames, or any other types of bull****. Thank you. I thought he also said something about pointy vegetables... :p	~sy~ (95)
317387	2005-01-25 02:30:00	Not an airline story, but still a good one. Hope you haven't had this one before. While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and, she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive, the more he chided her the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.. And, as the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and credit card.	Marnie (4574)
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