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| Thread ID: 142222 | 2016-05-22 06:18:00 | What do you do with a cat that snores? | Roscoe (6288) | PC World Chat |
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| 1420803 | 2016-05-22 21:40:00 | I'm with the birds on this one. Bird crap on your lawn doesn't bring blowflies like the offensive leavings of (other people's) cats. Coming home from time away to be faced with a lawn plastered with **** and maggots is not my idea of a welcome home party. |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 1420804 | 2016-05-22 21:41:00 | A plastic bag is good, for your head or the cat's. Get used to it, cats snore and purr as you do. I wonder if the cat cares if you or SWMBO do too. | Bryan (147) | ||
| 1420805 | 2016-05-23 02:46:00 | Bird crap on your lawn doesn't bring blowflies like the offensive leavings of (other people's) cats. . Start feeding the pigeons, you'll find out what fun bird **** is. |
pctek (84) | ||
| 1420806 | 2016-05-23 06:42:00 | The owner of the cats feeds the large sea birds. Their cries are almost as good as cat serenades, but their habit of dropping bones etc in the spouting is a trick cats have yet to master. I would like to make a CATapult and pelt the seabirds with cats, the cat effluent can go down the vent in front of the offensive woman's windscreen. Large sea birds' crap is pretty grim, but once they get a bit of cat fur in their diet it should improve. Cats are ok, if you like things that are covered in spit rubbing on you and your furniture, and especially good if you like the sight of any creature smaller than the cat, usually much smaller, being tortured to death just for fun. Catastrophes are a good idea. |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 1420807 | 2016-05-23 22:32:00 | I had one old cat that dribbled when it slept | 1101 (13337) | ||
| 1420808 | 2016-05-23 22:36:00 | ...... Cats are ok, if you like things that are covered in spit rubbing on you and your furniture, ..... and yet humans eat food thats grown in poop . :) |
1101 (13337) | ||
| 1420809 | 2016-05-24 01:24:00 | The snoring is bearable, the farts aren't quite so. | Whenu (9358) | ||
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