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Thread ID: 55111 2005-03-03 03:04:00 Why cant men have babies? Veale (536) PC World Chat
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329982 2005-03-03 03:04:00 Why??? Veale (536)
329983 2005-03-03 03:07:00 because we got first choice. Powerslave (7265)
329984 2005-03-03 03:24:00 This thread is further proof that Darwin may not have been correct. ninja (1671)
329985 2005-03-03 03:25:00 interesting topic sambaird (47)
329986 2005-03-03 03:49:00 Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
[Stan starts crying.]
Judith: Here! I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister, sorry.

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Peterj116 (6762)
329987 2005-03-03 04:33:00 This thread is further proof that Darwin may not have been correct.
Ha! Given mankind's history of medical intervention, this thread is proof that Darwin was actually right! :D
andrew93 (249)
329988 2005-03-03 04:40:00 Because we're not female. Duh. Edward (31)
329989 2005-03-03 05:05:00 Seems to me that you have all overlooked the obvious. :rolleyes:

Men can have babies, we just get women to carry them for us, that's all. ;)

We don't have to get into Darwinian theories to understand that simple concept do we?

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :thumbs:
Billy T (70)
329990 2005-03-03 07:20:00 This thread is further proof that Darwin may not have been correct.
So you are a creationist,as I suspected.
Cicero (40)
329991 2005-03-03 07:21:00 Because too many men have seen the film Alien in which
1. The fertilisation method is rather wham bang thank you mam
2. you don't get to laze around eating peculiar foods and watching the Young and the Restless (average time of pregnancy around 2 hours)
3. The birth puts a new meaning on the phrase labour pains as the embryonic alien bursts out of your chest in a titanic gout of blood, gore and lung matter.
4. Unlike mothers who everyone congratulates and give flowers to, if they find you are carrying a chestburster they blow you away with 10 mm caseless armour piercing ammo.
the highlander (245)
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