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Thread ID: 55111	2005-03-03 03:04:00	Why cant men have babies?	Veale (536)	PC World Chat

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330002	2005-03-08 00:28:00	Dude, just because I started the thread "Teleportation / Time travelling" doesn't mean that you have to start this dumb topic "Why can't men have babies"..... Men can't have babies because they ain't got the right organ and body parts to do the right job in order to obtain the right condition for the baby to grow....... Guess this thread won't last long before it is left behind..... Cheers Easy on there Tiger! Was merely making the point that even though you or I start up meaningless threads, people will still take an interest and post regardless of how stupid the topic is. Besides, becuase this is an off-topic section I think I am quite within my rights to pose this question, whether it be fact or fiction. Regards, Veale	Veale (536)
330003	2005-03-08 01:35:00	Easy on there Tiger! Was merely making the point that even though you or I start up meaningless threads, people will still take an interest and post regardless of how stupid the topic is. Besides, becuase this is an off-topic section I think I am quite within my rights to pose this question, whether it be fact or fiction. Regards, Veale Quite right Veale,that DUDE is very naughty. ;)	Cicero (40)
330004	2005-03-08 01:55:00	................ meaningless threads, ................ whether it be fact or fiction........... fact or fiction? I thought we established: 1. Men have the RIGHT to have babies! 2. Men HAVE babies! :rolleyes:	personthingy (1670)
330005	2005-03-08 03:15:00	ADOPTION	bob_doe_nz (92)
330006	2005-03-08 04:38:00	Forgive me oh wise and wonderful femailes for this but: Men can't have babies because if we did, women would not be able to say: "You don't know what pain is all about until you've had a baby" "Woman handle pain better than men as they have to have babies" "If men had babies no family would have mnore than one child" If men could have babies, believe me pal, we'd have lots and lots of them and after each one we'd be back on this forum straight afterwards - while the women fed and looked after the babies, of course. We guys don't have well developed mammary glands but our pain thresh-holds are huge - and if you don't believe me just ask Mayor Arnie Schwartzenneger - he'll tell ya. Cheers	JasonEdward (7129)
330007	2005-03-08 04:39:00	Forgive me oh wise and wonderful females for this but: Men can't have babies because if we did, women would not be able to say: "You don't know what pain is all about until you've had a baby" "Woman handle pain better than men as they have to have babies" "If men had babies no family would have mnore than one child" If men could have babies, believe me pal, we'd have lots and lots of them and after each one we'd be back on this forum straight afterwards - while the women fed and looked after the babies, of course. We guys don't have well developed mammary glands but our pain thresh-holds are huge - and if you don't believe me just ask Mayor Arnie Schwartzenneger - he'll tell ya. Cheers	JasonEdward (7129)
330008	2005-03-08 06:00:00	Having babies must be one of the most over rated pastimes ever. Amnesia reigns. Guys, you're lucky, just leave it to the Mums of the world who do most of the messy work around the place anyway. :p Mum.	Sue (33)
330009	2005-03-09 03:58:00	On a related note: Why Men Are Happier Than Women! 1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another petrol station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 1 1. Wrinkles add character. 1 2. Wedding dress - $1000; tux rental - $50. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 2 1. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 2 2. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. 23. Our underwear is $10 for a three-pack. 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 27. We almost never have strap problems in public 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. 30. We don't have to shave below our neck. 3 1. Our belly usually hides our big hips. 3 2. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife. 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.	Peterj116 (6762)
330010	2005-03-09 06:59:00	K, back to reality. Men can't have babies, women can. Conclusion, that's all. Full stop. If we keep on debating why can't men have babies, that would lead to gender discrimination.	Renmoo (66)
330011	2005-03-09 07:09:00	Having babies must be one of the most over rated pastimes ever. Amnesia reigns. Guys, you're lucky, just leave it to the Mums of the world who do most of the messy work around the place anyway. :p Mum. Good idea Sue. Must say have found this very enlightening,I hope there is more to come.	Cicero (40)
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