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Thread ID: 55541	2005-03-13 08:37:00	MONDAY LAUGHS	Strommer (42)	PC World Chat

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333659	2005-03-15 20:45:00	Arithmetic Something to ponder . . . 5759 Year according to Jewish calendar - 4696 Year according to Chinese calendar ------- = 1063 Total number of years that Jews went without Chinese food	Strommer (42)
333660	2005-03-15 20:49:00	Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle . Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane . Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up . The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke . but none is forthcoming . The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the end of the runway . As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin . At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air . The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands . In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, John, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die . "	Strommer (42)
333661	2005-03-16 04:45:00	A blonde is driving down the Motorway when her husband phones her and says 'beware, just heard on the radio a car is going the wrong way on the Motorway. The blonde replies, 'its not just one, there's dozens of them'!	TonyF (246)
333662	2005-03-16 11:27:00	Tony: Is that the best you can do? (Certainly not good enough for your current dispensation for a free blonde joke - but maybe you weren't cashing that in just yet?). It's not only too old a joke, but mostly when I hear that one, it's a male driving - not a blonde. It was even used on a TV commercial. Try again next week...	Laura (43)
333663	2005-03-16 22:29:00	oh Laura, it's all in good fun :D	Edward (31)
333664	2005-03-16 23:03:00	OK Laura - I'll get back under my stone... I had not heard it before, which comes from living in the wrong dimension sometimes... Tony	TonyF (246)
333665	2005-03-17 11:10:00	Oh dear, Edward. Please don't take me seriously. I assure you it was written with a smile (Must remember to use the wee faces, eh?) So this is for you, Tony.. :) :) :) :)	Laura (43)
333666	2005-03-17 11:19:00	Oh dear, Edward. Please don't take me seriously. I assure you it was written with a smile (Must remember to use the wee faces, eh?) So this is for you, Tony.. :) :) :) :) Very sensitive lad is our Edward. ;)	Cicero (40)
333667	2005-03-17 19:50:00	Oh dear, Edward. So this is for you, Tony.. Thanks Laura. Maybe we all have some communication problems (g), but among long-marrieds it developes into a special form. Example :- He calls out " Where did you put the whatnot ?" She (not a blonde) calls back "It's on top of the thing .." And they both know exactly what they are referring to .... Cheers Tony	TonyF (246)
333668	2005-03-18 10:49:00	Now that reminds me, Tony, of my Selwynism. It's called that in this household because (the retired) Selwyn Toogood's version was the first I heard - though there've been others since. Earnest questioner:"Do you believe in the hereafter?" Selwyn: "Indeed, yes. Nowadays I think of it practically every day. It's happening more & more." Questioner (sensing a convert) "Oh, that's wonderful." Selwyn: "It keeps happening when I walk into another room. Then I stop & have to ask myself: ' Now what am I here after?'" So "I'm just doing a Selwyn" needs no interpretation here...	Laura (43)
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