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Thread ID: 56397	2005-04-03 21:26:00	Monday Laughs: These are really clever!	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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341292	2005-04-06 22:04:00	Japanese Finances The Japanese Financial crisis has been deepening. The Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Shares in the Kamikaze Bank have nosed dived and 500 staff at the Karate Bank have got the chop. Analysts report some fishy goings-on at the Sushi Bank where staff say they are getting a raw deal. And the Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.	FoxyMX (5)
341293	2005-04-06 22:07:00	One for the fossils :D This is a true account (yeah, right!) as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida . . . An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle . She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! "Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation . They got out and ran like mad . The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat . She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition . She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why . . . For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat . . . A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down . She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake . The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing . He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun . No charges were filed . If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one! :D	FoxyMX (5)
341294	2005-04-06 23:00:00	A guy sits in a bar enjoying a drink. A big burly guy comes in and all of a sudden gives the drinking guy a Karate chop. "THIS IS A KARATE CHOP FROM CHINA!" The drinking guy reels in pain and gets back on his seat wondering what the heck went on but still stays and continues drinking. Ten minutes later the Burly guy comes up to him again, takes him off his bar stool and sweeps him off the floor. "THIS IS A JUDO SWEEP FROM JAPAN!!" This time the drinking guy leaves the bar. Ten minutes later he is back, he walks up to the burly guy and with his arm whacks him over the head hard, the burly guy falls over unconcious. The Drinking guy pulls a metal rod from his arm sleeve and says, "AND THIS... IS A F#$%ING CROWBAR FROM BUNNINGS!!!!!!!"	bob_doe_nz (92)
341295	2005-04-08 03:32:00	A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' :D	lazydog (148)
341296	2005-04-08 06:27:00	Paul D and smithie 38 i really enjoyed them :thumbs:	Dannz (1668)
341297	2005-04-08 07:15:00	The force required to launch a ship = 1 millihellen.	craigb (4884)
341298	2005-04-08 07:40:00	My dad used to tell me this joke.... Which country on earth have the most stable economy status? Your answer might be US, Japan, China, Australia, Germany........ Answer: India. Reason: Because their economy power remain at zero at all times...... Cheers :)	Renmoo (66)
341299	2005-04-08 08:07:00	as a young vicar The rev Bob Lowe (deceased) was posted to the West Coast where in his first week he had an accidental meeting with the Roman Catholic Bishop of Westland. The Bishop was clearly in the wrong having failed to give way, but young Bob was quite shaken and the Bishop introducing himself set about setting Bob at his ease. " You look a little shaken Bob " , said the Bishop. " I am a little " said Bob. " well take a little nip of this, " says the Bish producing a hip flask from the folds of his soutaine. " thank you, " says Bob. Taking considerably more than a nip he hands it back to the Bishop who screws the top on and returns itself to its hiding place in his soutaine. " Are you not going to join me in a nip, Bishop? " Bob asks. " No, " says the Bishop nodding inthe direction of an approaching police car. " i'll just wait until the boys in blue have done their stuff. "	theother1 (3573)
341300	2005-04-11 10:54:00	Hi Foxy, This is a very similar but true story about someone I worked with years ago who parked at Riccarton Mall did her shopping & went back to her car & got halfway home to Hornby when she realised that she didn't have blue sheepskin covers on her seats. She went to the central police station & said she wanted to report a stolen & a found car. The other driver was already there, She blamed him, saying that if her car hadn't already been taken then she wouldn't have taken this one, anyway they both got stern warnings for not locking their car doors. Maybe all Hillman Hunters back then had same or similar keys. Pauline.	Pauline (641)
341301	2005-04-12 03:12:00	My dad used to tell me this joke . . . . Which country on earth have the most stable economy status? Your answer might be US, Japan, China, Australia, Germany . . . . . . . . Answer: India . Reason: Because their economy power remain at zero at all times . . . . . . Cheers :) That must have been a long time ago . Keep an eye on India; the economy has already taken off and today/yesterday they signed an agreement with China re: economic growth . Sure, still have lots of poor people, but they also have a huge highly educated group . Sorry, no joke . . . :p	Strommer (42)
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