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| Thread ID: 56974 | 2005-04-20 00:36:00 | Woman Conceals Stolen Phone In Her ****** | vinref (6194) | PC World Chat |
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| 346864 | 2005-04-20 00:36:00 | The Register (www.theregister.co.uk) reports that a Romanian woman has been arrested after stealing a mobile phone and concealing it in her vagina. I am not joking, and I hold the Register in the utmost respect in reporting matters of crime and weirdness. Incredibly, this is the second time someone has been caught using this modus operandum. Some of you may remember the story of the guy who stole a frozen chicken from a supermarket in England and hid it under his hat. The chook cooled his brain and the fool fainted at the check-out line. |
vinref (6194) | ||
| 346865 | 2005-04-20 01:08:00 | In the meantime, we'd like to make a simple suggestion to would-be female mobe-snatchers who intend to make good their escape with a 3G device concealed in their reproductive tract: stick it on vibrate or turn the bloody thing off. But then they'd be ASKING people to call it... Or perhaps you could find it by looking for a rather funny facial expression... |
george12 (7) | ||
| 346866 | 2005-04-20 01:32:00 | It was a regular occurrence down the Castlecliff bottle store, with bottles of the good stuff plummeting from beneath skirts only to smash/bounce on the floor. That was until 2 little ****'s tried to get the attention of a local gang by stabbing the proprietor to death. |
Metla (12) | ||
| 346867 | 2005-04-20 03:11:00 | You may have noticed in the papers in the past couple of weeks that male prisoners in Her Magisterial Wonderfulness' Prisons have been concealing cell phones (illegal in prison) in (ahem) their body cavities. I don't think such cavities as men possess are designed for the passage of large objects (unlike a birth canal). I was in Vodafone yesterday, and whilst looking at the phones, these news items came to mind, and I have to confess that my eyes watered a bit, even looking at the smaller ones. All those hard edges... :stare: |
John H (8) | ||
| 346868 | 2005-04-20 03:18:00 | hm.......i wonder if it had vibrating alerts enabled ;-) | drcspy (146) | ||
| 346869 | 2005-04-20 03:34:00 | You may have noticed in the papers in the past couple of weeks that male prisoners in Her Magisterial Wonderfulness' Prisons have been concealing cell phones (illegal in prison) in (ahem) their body cavities. I don't think such cavities as men possess are designed for the passage of large objects (unlike a birth canal). OK. My mind way boggled by the original post, but now it is truly boggled. I was in Vodafone yesterday, and whilst looking at the phones, these news items came to mind, and I have to confess that my eyes watered a bit, even looking at the smaller ones. All those hard edges... :stare: Yeah, but did any of them have fart-sounding ringtones? |
vinref (6194) | ||
| 346870 | 2005-04-20 03:40:00 | Do the cameras have a flash attachment? | Graham L (2) | ||
| 346871 | 2005-04-20 04:09:00 | Its over Here (www.ananova.com) too | bob_doe_nz (92) | ||
| 346872 | 2005-04-21 13:13:00 | ..............................."He added that the owner of the phone had refused to take it back, claiming it was damaged goods, and had filed a claim with his insurance company for a new device." Well who'd want it back? Unless you were on those sort of terms with the woman who hid the phone would you? :xmouth: |
personthingy (1670) | ||
| 346873 | 2005-04-21 13:28:00 | I was in Vodafone yesterday, and whilst looking at the phones, these news items came to mind, and I have to confess that my eyes watered a bit, even looking at the smaller ones. All those hard edges... :stare:That sort of thing is an old trick. So is the constant complaints of the limited capacity of the male "suitcase" (i'll let your imagination fill the gaps there) Such items are usually wrapped in many layers of gradwrap or whatever can be found before being concealed. Sometimes when people are transferred from one wing of a jail to another they look somewhat uncomfortable in the way they move. Funny that. A cellphone on a shelf in a shop however wouldn't be wrapped............... :eek: |
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