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| Thread ID: 142303 | 2016-06-05 23:53:00 | Monday Laughs: .........Politically Incorrect Humour.....Read at your own risk..... | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 1421513 | 2016-06-05 23:53:00 | . . Maria had just married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her; 'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. 'I'll be down here making pasta if you need me.' So, up Maria went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.' 'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests. Now go upstairs, he'll take good care of you.' So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!' 'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.' So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!' Her Mama said, 'Stay here and stir the pasta........' ********************************* Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" God Bless Elderly Ladies! ********************************* Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers might be? A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a morning available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a drive in the car for some bonding time - just he and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday, however, he had a bad cold and just wanted to stay in bed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out in the car. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see how her Grandfather was. 'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?' he asked. 'It was really great, Grandpa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, f#%kwit, dickhead, As!@n idiot, ******, or towel-head anywhere today! Cheers Billy 8-{) cdn.pressf1.pcworld.co.nz |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 1421514 | 2016-06-06 02:44:00 | Every once in a while you receive an email that "warms your heart" and you just can't wait to pass it along........ A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It is opened by a little ten-year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm............... Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?" Little boy: "What the fcuk do you think? |
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| 1421515 | 2016-06-06 08:59:00 | Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click “I agree”. --------------------------------- A cockney dude strolling in the Soho during a very breezy day tips his hat politely to an attractive young lady who happens to be struggling to hold down her skirt in the wind. “Airy, ain’t it?” “What the ‘ell did you expect? Feathers?” |
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