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Thread ID: 57285	2005-04-28 10:19:00	Genealogy. The Schitt family	JJJJJ (528)	PC World Chat

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349942	2005-04-28 10:19:00	THE SCHITT STORY > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone recently told me, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" So I began > > > some investigating. Apparently Jack Schitt was the Son of Owe Schitt > > > and Awe Schitt. Owe Schitt was a fertilizer magnate, but after > > > marrying sold up and with the new Mrs Schitt went on to run a hotel > > > called Knee-deep Inn. > > > > > > > > > > > > Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt and together they produced > > > six children. > > > > > > Sadly their child, Holy Schitt, died shortly after birth. Next came > > > twin sons Deep and Dip Schitt, followed by two daughters Fulla and > > > Givva Schitt. Their last child, a son, was named Bull. > > > > > > > > > > > > As time went on, Deep Schitt met and married a high school drop out. > > > Her name was Dumm, so she became Dumm Schitt. Dip Schitt married > > > Dumm's sister Lotta, so she became Lotta Schitt. They had a son, > > > named Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt married the > > > Happens brothers taking on the name Schitt-Happens. > > > > > > > > > > > > The Schitt-Happens children were named Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and > > > Hawse Schitt. > > > > > > > > > > > > Recently Bull Schitt and Hawse Schitt married the spicy Italian > > > sisters named Bitta and Pisa Schitt, and are currently awaiting the > > > arrival of the little Schitt's. > > > > > > > > > > > > So next time you're told, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" just like me > > > you can say, "I don't just know Jack Schitt. > > > > > > "I know his whole bloody family!" > > >	JJJJJ (528)
349943	2005-04-28 10:27:00	yea..your a wee bit late.I posted that joke yesterday!!	Ninjabear (2948)
349944	2005-04-28 10:53:00	See here if you have jetstream (mitchemma.port5.com)	Rob99 (151)
349945	2005-04-28 11:04:00	"I know his whole bloody family!" Otherwise known as the "Schitt List" :D	Murray P (44)
349946	2005-04-28 18:16:00	yea..your a wee bit late.I posted that joke yesterday!! My humble apologies. I must have missed your posting. It was e-mailed to me and I just had to share it.	JJJJJ (528)
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