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Thread ID: 57583 2005-05-06 20:38:00 How do I ? JJJJJ (528) PC World Chat
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352845 2005-05-07 01:18:00 Re Well Jack, if you don't want to switch to a pipe, why not try a long cigarette holder? JJJJ's description of himself might suggest that using a long holder could endanger his screen. I can see the next question being about how to remove singed marks, etc.... :cool: Scouse (83)
352846 2005-05-07 01:30:00 How about a hookah ? TonyF (246)
352847 2005-05-07 03:42:00 Seriously, Jack, smoking at the computer won't help its longevity (or yours). The ash is the least of the problems. CD drives don't work very will with a film of tar on the lens. Graham L (2)
352848 2005-05-07 03:46:00 I hope you mean a hookah and not a hooker... might be hard going with either of them, I suppose the 'flesh and blood' one could be employed to hold the ashtray strategicly below the butt... the other may obscure the screen behind a purple haze :@@: Shortcircuit (1666)
352849 2005-05-07 03:54:00 Get an Apple Mac. People keep saying it has this and that stupendously amazingly wonderful this and that. I am certain it will have a keyboard de-asher. But as for video card, well Metla says.... vinref (6194)
352850 2005-05-07 04:35:00 Turn your keyboard upside-down and super glue it to the underside of the keyboard tray. Then cross your arms and type with palms upwards.

Be aware that there could be a rather long learning phase with this method. :)
xxll (5902)
352851 2005-05-07 06:24:00 How then to hold a fag ?? TonyF (246)
352852 2005-05-07 22:23:00 A fan in front of the monitor directed at you.

Or smoke outside.

But I really like xxll's solution! :D
Greg (193)
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