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Thread ID: 58192	2005-05-24 08:13:00	Tuesday Hahahas:All men are created equal	techiekid (7219)	PC World Chat

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358007	2005-05-24 08:13:00	:o This is so unfair :groan: "All Men Are Created Equal" . . . but not little boys and little girls . You throw a little girl a ball, and it will probably hit her in the nose . You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it . Then it will hit him in the nose . You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later . You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you're driving there . Boys' rooms are usually messy . Girls' rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess . A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made . A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun . When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them . When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their appendages . Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly . If their bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short, girls would rather lock themselves in their room for two weeks than be seen in public . Baby girls find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting their face . Baby boys find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting the walls . If a girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed . If a boy accidentally burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches . Boys grow their fingernails long because they're too lazy to cut them . Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they look nice -but because they can dig them into a boys arm . Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age . At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt . By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses . By the age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with candy . Most baby girls talk before boys do . Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises . Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie . Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie three times in a row . Little girls turn into women . Little boys turn into bigger boys . :eek: :eek: :illogical	techiekid (7219)
358008	2005-05-24 08:14:00	People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." ...George W. Bush "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." ...George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93 "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." ...George W. Bush "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican" ...George W. Bush "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." ...George W. Bush "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." ...George W. Bush 9/22/97 "For NASA, space is still a high priority." ...George W. Bush, 9/5/93 "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." ...George W. Bush, 9/18/95 "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make." ...George W. Bush "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." ...Governor George W. Bush "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." ...George W. Bush "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." ...George W. Bush "Public speaking is very easy." ...George W. Bush to reporters	techiekid (7219)
358009	2005-05-24 08:17:00	c Donalds Job Application This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida . . . and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet . Still waiting for the right person . DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President . But seriously, whatever's available . If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place . DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package . If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle . EDUCATION: Yes . LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility . SALARY: Less than I'm worth . MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes . REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked . HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any . PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p . m . , Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday . DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment . MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes . DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes . WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread . Actually, I'd like to be doing that now . DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes . Absolutely . SIGN HERE: Aries . :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd:	techiekid (7219)
358010	2005-05-24 08:18:00	why do this? Billy T has this on mondays.... you should just add it to his thread.... :rolleyes:	Prescott (11)
358011	2005-05-24 08:20:00	oh yeah	techiekid (7219)
358012	2005-05-24 08:29:00	why do this? Billy T has this on mondays.... you should just add it to his thread.... :rolleyes: why?	bartsdadhomer (80)
358013	2005-05-24 08:35:00	why do this? Billy T has this on mondays.... you should just add it to his thread.... :rolleyes: Why is Monday/Tuesday Laughs patented?	vapo (5203)
358014	2005-05-24 08:42:00	oh ok, well i just thought it would save making another thread, when you could just add to billy's thread. do as you please	Prescott (11)
358015	2005-05-24 09:54:00	Imitation is said to be the sincerest form of flattery Prescott, either that or the surest sign of a lack of originality . Either way I don't care . :rolleyes: I like all humour, it keeps me sane . Cheers Billy 8-{) :p	Billy T (70)
358016	2005-05-24 09:56:00	:o This is so unfair :groan: "All Men Are Created Equal" . . . but not little boys and little girls . :eek: :eek: :illogical Drivel . Stereotyping .	pctek (84)
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