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Thread ID: 58142	2005-05-22 22:54:00	Monday Laughs: Wild Sex	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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357606	2005-05-24 04:18:00	Two deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands in each others knickers. Do you think they were lip reading? :O now that IS shocking! Agreed. :lol: Baldy, leave that for the R21 thread. This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. Or just knows how to use an anagram finder. ;)	vapo (5203)
357607	2005-05-24 04:47:00	Personally, i liked Baldys joke. First good uncontrollable laugh i'd had all day! :D :D :D :D :D	personthingy (1670)
357608	2005-05-24 07:51:00	Oh, so 21 is old now, is it? :illogical :groan: OK... but you and techiekid will beat some of the "oldies" hands down for understanding females already. I advise you to :xmouth: becuse i am :horrified ;)	techiekid (7219)
357609	2005-05-24 07:59:00	U.S. Gov't funds Viagra for Sex Offenders - [Oddly Enough] Submitted by scienott on 5/23/2005 12:10:58 AM 22 Comments Convicted rapists and other sex offenders in New York have been getting Viagra via Medicaid for the last 5 years. Between January 2000 and March 2005, 198 sex offenders in NY received Medicaid-reimbursed Viagra after their convictions. Those included crimes against children as young as 2 years old. Taxpayers must be jumping with joy. The problem is a consequence of a 1998 directive from federal officials telling states that Medicaid prescription programs must include Viagra. NY state was helping sex offenders pay for Viagra by checking Medicaid pharmacy expenditures against the state's sex offender registry. New York's two senators said Sunday the problem should be corrected. Sen. Hillary Clinton said that it was "deeply disturbing and runs contrary to the purpose of Medicaid, which is to provide health care coverage for uninsured, low-income individuals." News-Leader Yeah but the us govt was always scum :p :D :D :p	techiekid (7219)
357610	2005-05-24 14:11:00	I'll tell ya, I got a few sideways looks after passing around the one from Baldy.... But lotsa laughs too :D	Chilling_Silence (9)
357611	2005-05-24 21:08:00	Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so damned boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!" "You're on!" said the old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement." :D A british couple, an Irish couple, and a Scottish couple are at the links ready to tee off. The Brit's wife steps up to tee off and as she bends over to place ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Allo, why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeepig money to afford to buy any!" The Brit immeadiately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of St. Paul, here's $50, go buy yourself some underwear." Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus woman! You've no knickers! Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me!" He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of St. Patrick, here's $20, go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoot mon woman! Why d'ye have nae knickers?" She too explains, "You nae give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any!" The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of St Andrew, lass, here's a comb, at least tidy yourself up a wee bit."	Myth (110)
357612	2005-05-24 21:10:00	Convicted rapists and other sex offenders in New York have been getting Viagra via Medicaid for the last 5 years.Maybe the US govt wants to see "Convicted rapists and other sex offenders in New York" dealing with their sexual frustrations at home rather than playing with the kids in the park????? Without the detailed study neither of us have done, how can we say if govt funded viagra for such people is unsafe or helpful? :stare: Anyways, this is all a bit OT for "Monday Laughs Wild Sex"...........................	personthingy (1670)
357613	2005-05-25 07:38:00	Note: I only copied and pasted this from a current affairs site	techiekid (7219)
357614	2005-06-02 10:46:00	THE ARMY A letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (Eromanga is a small town west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all you gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Blokes haz gotta shave though, but its not so bad, coz there's lots a hot water and even a light to see what ya doing! At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon, and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!! This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and its not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - its a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges - they comes in little boxes and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload! Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster. Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pickhandles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer. I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is. Your loving daughter, Jill	Cicero (40)
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