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Thread ID: 58142 2005-05-22 22:54:00 Monday Laughs: Wild Sex Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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357576 2005-05-22 22:54:00 A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We built the Parthenon"

The Italian says, "We built the Colliseum"

The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians"

The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire"

and so on and so on...

...and then the Greek says, "We invented wild sex."

To which the Italian says, "That is true, but it was us Italians who introduced it to women."

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :p 		Billy T (70)
357577 2005-05-22 23:16:00 :lol: :thumbs: andrew93 (249)
357578 2005-05-22 23:22:00 Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another .

After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know,
eating all that candy isn't good for you . It will give you acne, rot your
teeth and make you fat . "

Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old . "

"Oh?" replied the man . " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own f**king business!!"




:rolleyes:




Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an "F" in arithmetic .

"Why?" asks the father . "

"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY .

"But that's right!" says his dad .

"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f**king difference?" asks the father?

"That's what I said!" 		Metla (12)
357579 2005-05-23 01:14:00 After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her
bedside table.
He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery" 		Scouse (83)
357580 2005-05-23 01:47:00 A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach when he is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him .

The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?" The man shakes his head and she leans down and gives him a hug .

The second one says, " Have you ever been kissed?", he shakes his head and so she kisses him .

Rather abruptly the third girl asks, "Have you ever been F****d?"

"NO!" says the man with his eyes lighting up .

"Well, you are now," she said . "The tides coming in . " 		FoxyMX (5)
357581 2005-05-23 01:50:00 TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:

1. You can GET chocolate.

2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.

15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16. Good chocolate is easy to find.

17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.

20. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant! 		FoxyMX (5)
357582 2005-05-23 03:27:00 LOL.

And chocolate is either much cheaper or infinitely more expensive.... 		george12 (7)
357583 2005-05-23 03:55:00 Hehe... Quite funny, I started eating a peanut slab just as I began reading this thread. Kept scrolling down and found that. I was eating Chocolate while at work, and they were upset coz I didnt bring more for them :p Chilling_Silence (9)
357584 2005-05-23 05:12:00 Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole damn chicken! Edward (31)
357585 2005-05-23 05:18:00 George and Edward:

Hey you guys, this is supposed to be an R18 thread. Get outta here!! :p :D 		FoxyMX (5)
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