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Thread ID: 58354 2005-05-29 02:08:00 Sunday muses. Cicero (40) PC World Chat
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359480 2005-05-29 02:08:00 A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
31. A mans home is his castle in a manor of speaking.
32. Dijon Vu - The same mustard as before.
33. Practice safe eating, always use condiments.
34. Shotgun Wedding - A case of wife or death.
35. A man needs a mistress just to break the manogamy.
36. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
37. Dancing cheek to cheek is really a form of floor-play.
38. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
39. Reading while sunbathing makes you well read.
40. When two egotists meet, its an I for an I. 		Cicero (40)
359481 2005-05-29 02:15:00 Err... Cicero ..
Its actually been done before, possibly to death even.

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pressf1.pcworld.co.nz 		godfather (25)
359482 2005-05-29 06:58:00 Err... Cicero ..
Its actually been done before, possibly to death even.

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Oh,sorry about that,had a feeling that it might have been,afterwards. 		Cicero (40)
359483 2005-05-29 08:29:00 You are supposed to be a Roman philosopher, not a Greek muse. :cool:

But those lines do bear repeating. :thumbs: 		Winston001 (3612)
359484 2005-05-29 22:13:00 You are supposed to be a Roman philosopher, not a Greek muse . :cool:

But those lines do bear repeating . :thumbs:
You are supposed to be a war monger,but don't see much of it . :thumbs: 		Cicero (40)
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