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Thread ID: 58829 2005-06-13 10:08:00 Monday Laughs: The late Monday, early Tuesday edition Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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363580 2005-06-24 00:53:00 Have we seen these?

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
31. A mans home is his castle in a manor of speaking.
32. Dijon Vu - The same mustard as before.
33. Practice safe eating, always use condiments.
34. Shotgun Wedding - A case of wife or death.
35. A man needs a mistress just to break the manogamy.
36. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
37. Dancing cheek to cheek is really a form of floor-play.
38. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
39. Reading while sunbathing makes you well read.
40. When two egotists meet, its an I for an I. 		Cicero (40)
363581 2005-06-24 02:07:00 Clever as they are, ....yes.
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pressf1.pcworld.co.nz Posted by Cicero
pressf1.pcworld.co.nz By Bob_Doe

</sigh> 		godfather (25)
363582 2005-06-24 07:34:00 Clever as they are, ....yes.
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pressf1.pcworld.co.nz Posted by Cicero
pressf1.pcworld.co.nz By Bob_Doe

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You have to wonder how we survive reading things twice. ;) 		Cicero (40)
363583 2005-06-24 07:51:00 hahahaha techiekid (7219)
363584 2005-06-24 07:57:00 Only twice?

Make that three times .... 		godfather (25)
363585 2005-06-24 08:40:00 Three times!!Oh the pain. Cicero (40)
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