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Thread ID: 58829	2005-06-13 10:08:00	Monday Laughs: The late Monday, early Tuesday edition	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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363570	2005-06-13 10:08:00	Two Irish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, " I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "How odd," her companion replies, "but if we are to live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, after staring at it for a moment, she leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously: "What part did you get?" Cheers Billy 8-{) :p My apologies for those anxiously awaiting their Monday fix, I left home at sparrows-fart this morning for an out-of-town job and didn't have time to send it. :o	Billy T (70)
363571	2005-06-14 11:13:00	Two Irish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, " I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "How odd," her companion replies, "but if we are to live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, after staring at it for a moment, she leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously: "What part did you get?" Cheers Billy 8-{) :p My apologies for those anxiously awaiting their Monday fix, I left home at sparrows-fart this morning for an out-of-town job and didn't have time to send it. :o Ooh Haa,feel better now. ;)	Cicero (40)
363572	2005-06-14 11:22:00	A nun was out making visits to shut-ins when she ran out of gas. She spotted a gas station just a block away and walked there, only to discover that the one gas can they had was in use. Undaunted, she walked back to her car and rooted around in the trunk until she found a bedpan, which she carried back to the station. She filled it with gas and returned to her car. As she was pouring the gas into the tank, two men were watching her from across the street. One turned to the other and said, "I know that Jesus turned water into wine, but if that car starts, I'll become a Catholic for the rest of my life.	Strommer (42)
363573	2005-06-16 10:54:00	Sure to amuse!!! www.nobodyhere.com Move the mouse cursor over the bears and watch what happens. :p :lol:	Strommer (42)
363574	2005-06-16 13:47:00	Thanks, Steve I know a couple of small people who'll just love that - and maybe stop asking questions for a few minutes at least.	Laura (43)
363575	2005-06-17 03:18:00	pink teddy bears look like there on drugs wheeee	techiekid (7219)
363576	2005-06-17 07:49:00	Wanda's dishwasher stopped working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque. Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"	Cicero (40)
363577	2005-06-17 09:51:00	One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side . He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate . Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man . We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied . Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer . "But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!" "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer . He turned to the other man and said: "You come with us, too . " "But I have a wife and six children," the second man answered . "Bring them as well" replied the lawyer . They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine . Once underway, one of the poor fellows says: "Sir, you are too kind . Thank you for taking all of us with you . " The lawyer replied: "Glad to do it . You'll love my place; the grass is almost a foot tall . " :rolleyes:	olwyn (8088)
363578	2005-06-17 10:11:00	Yo! Cicero, that was a laugh. I'll use that tomorrow at work :D :D	mark c (247)
363579	2005-06-19 08:41:00	A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls". Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"	TonyF (246)
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