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Thread ID: 59039	2005-06-19 20:35:00	Monday Laughs: Continuing the Blonde theme.........	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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365345	2005-06-19 20:35:00	Blonde logic: Two blondes living in Okalahoma were sitting on a bench talking . . . . . . . and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away . . . . . . . . . . Florida or the Moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida . . . . . . ?????" A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license . She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together . Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" Cheers Billy 8-{) :help: Fortunately for me, Mrs T is not a blonde or I might be in serious trouble!	Billy T (70)
365346	2005-06-19 21:38:00	The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party . The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger . In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days . But, before I kill you I will grant you three requests . What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse . " Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away . Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back The woman enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night . . The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed . "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days . What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse . Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear . As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon . Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde . She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night . The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed . "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow . What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse . Alone!" The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent . Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears looks him square in the eyes and says, "Listen carefully . ! For the last time, I said . . . "Bring POSSE!"	Strommer (42)
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