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Thread ID: 142528	2016-07-18 06:15:00	Monday Laughs: ...Air Hosties (Trump again), Back-door sex, Wine tasting, & blondes.	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1423265	2016-07-18 06:15:00	. . HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place... Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! I mean, what the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so where's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.' Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Obama think of this? Why do I have to do everything myself? Sincerely, The Don ********************************* A woman went to her doctor for advice. She shyly told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for 'backdoor' sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did. He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no. The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice 'backdoor sex' as you call it, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from doing it that way?" The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think Lawyers come from?" ********************************* At a local Marlborough cellar door, the regular taster died and the Director started looking for a new one to hire. One day a drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the tasting room wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunkard tried it and said, "It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in large old barrels. Low grade but acceptable." "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass.... "It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, new oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results." "Correct." A third glass.... ''It's a non-vintage pinot champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk. The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "Sh's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father." ********************************* A blonde orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs. Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the fourth beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him. He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady...why do you let the bartender do it.....?' 'Duh'....., says the blonde, 'but he has a licker license!' Cheers Billy 8-{) :D	Billy T (70)
1423266	2016-07-19 00:23:00	. . HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place...Nope. The first time I flew Qantas I asked for a glass of wine. The male attendant left me with a whole bottle! *bliss*	Greg (193)
1423267	2016-07-20 22:46:00	Nope. The first time I flew Qantas I asked for a glass of wine. The male attendant left me with a whole bottle! *bliss* Now that's what I call service! :D	lordnoddy (3645)
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