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Thread ID: 142487	2016-07-11 08:14:00	Monday Laughs: ....A Test, Trump (again), Thumb sizes, and Bleach ........	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1422931	2016-07-11 08:14:00	. . KEEP YOUR GRAY MATTER ACTIVE: 1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was her third child's name? 2. There is a salesperson at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? 4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two metres by three metres by four metres? 5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly? 6. Jenny was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the winter. How is this possible? 7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with an artificial leg. Why not? 8. What was the President's Name in 1975? 9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? 10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"? 11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field? Answers posted Wednesday, please keep yours to yourself until then. ********************************* Donald Trump goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little positive PR, and at the end of his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and Trump asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have three questions: First, why did the USA Bomb Libya with out the support of the Congress? Second, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance? .......Just then, the bell rings for recess, and Trump informs the kiddies that they will continue with question time after recess. When they resume, Trump says "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. Trump points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?" "Actually, I have four questions" says Steve. "First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress? Second, why are we so worried about gay marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance? Third, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And Fourth, what the @#$% has happened to Stanley?" ********************************* The Amazing Human Body It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. ..................... Women will be finished reading this by now. Men are still busy checking the length of their thumbs. ********************************* Two older women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, "I have to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob-job." The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing girlfiend, I'm thinking of having my ar$ehole bleached!" "Whoa," replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!" Cheers Billy 8-{) :D	Billy T (70)
1422932	2016-07-14 03:55:00	Okay it's bugging me now... I need the answers Billy haha.	lordnoddy (3645)
1422933	2016-07-14 04:26:00	This is not good enough Billy, You promised the answers by Wednesday. If you are not careful pctek will lump you in with NZ Post!	bonzo29 (2348)
1422934	2016-07-14 04:37:00	Since it's already past Wednesday... KEEP YOUR GRAY MATTER ACTIVE: 1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was her third child's name? Johnny 2. There is a salesperson at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? ? 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Mt. Everest 4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two metres by three metres by four metres? None. 5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly? "incorrectly" 6. Jenny was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the winter. How is this possible? She was born in the Northern Hemisphere (or thereabouts). 7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with an artificial leg. Why not? Because an "artificial leg" !== camera 8. What was the President's Name in 1975? "President" 9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? 2nd place 10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"? Since we are referring to "the", I would be inclined to say "is white"; correct me if I am wrong. 1 1. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field? One big gigantic haystack. Answers posted Wednesday, please keep yours to yourself until then. *********************************	Renmoo (66)
1422935	2016-07-14 04:52:00	Ha ha Renmoo, the butcher weighs meat, and the yolk of an egg is YELLOW!!!!!	Richard (739)
1422936	2016-07-14 05:34:00	Ha ha Renmoo, the butcher weighs meat, and the yolk of an egg is YELLOW!!!!! :) You put a grin on my face.	Renmoo (66)
1422937	2016-07-14 22:36:00	Since it's already past Wednesday... ********************************* 10/10 for me :banana	lordnoddy (3645)
1422938	2016-07-15 01:23:00	Okay, Okay............... I get the message! Been busy here. A little stress does no harm. Answers: 1) Johnny 2) Meat 3) Everest 4) None 5) Incorrectly 6) It is winter where she lives (northern hemisphere) 7) You need a camera 8) Same as it has been all of his life 9) Second 10) Neither, yolk is always yellow 11) One So how many got 11 out of 11? (No porkies either) Cheers Billy 8-{) :devil And Lord Noddy: There were 11 questions	Billy T (70)
1422939	2016-07-18 04:57:00	Okay, Okay............... And Lord Noddy: There were 11 questions Sorry that's what I meant :) 11/11 haha.	lordnoddy (3645)
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