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Thread ID: 59596	2005-07-07 00:15:00	I just had to share this one with you:	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

Post ID	Timestamp	Content	User
370144	2005-07-07 00:15:00	A seven year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him . The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge suggested awarding custody to his aunt . The boy however protested that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there . When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone . Then, in an unprecedented move, the Judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him . Custody was granted to the British & Irish Lions Rugby Team as the boy firmly believes they are not capable of beating anyone . Cheers Billy 8-{)	Billy T (70)
370145	2005-07-07 01:13:00	Sir Clive is going to a masquerade ball tonight dressed as a pumpkin hoping on the stroke of midnight he will turn into a coach	Dally (6292)
370146	2005-07-07 01:36:00	you may have seen these quips before but if not . . . . . The Lions rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field . The coach immediately suspended practice while police and forensic investigators were called to investigate . After a complete analysis, investigating forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line . Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again . ************************************************** ********** The Lions coach takes the Team out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position . So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion . ************************************************** ********** The Lions are making available a help-line for fans who are disappointed with their team's recent performance . The help-line number is: 0800 10 10 10 That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing!! ************************************************** ********** What is your wife trying to tell you if she's wearing a Lions shirt in bed? You ain't gonna a score - ever . ************************************************** ********** Saddam Hussein has appeared on Iraqi TV this morning to quell rumours of his death in an explosion in Baghdad yesterday . To prove that the appearance was not pre-recorded, Saddam stated that he: "Watched the rugby on Saturday and the Lions were crap . " UK and US government officials have dismissed the report saying it could have happened any time over the last 6 games . ************************************************** ********** There are only 2 man-made things that can be seen with the naked eye from space . . . The first one is the Great Wall of China, and right on it's heels is the . . . GAP IN THE LIONS DEFENCE . ************************************************** ********** What is the difference between the Lions and an arsonist? An arsonist wouldn't waste that many matches .	d.murray (276)
370147	2005-07-07 10:16:00	I am sending the English soccer team out,so get your team ready and then we can all have a laugh. ;)	Cicero (40)
370148	2005-07-08 06:35:00	Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realise they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer." "No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food." "I promise I won't," says the turtle. "Just hurry!" Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not bloody going!"	Metla (12)
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