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| Thread ID: 59846 | 2005-07-14 08:27:00 | Customs | JimboJones (1680) | PC World Chat |
| Post ID | Timestamp | Content | User | ||
| 372062 | 2005-07-16 03:47:00 | And wot is mo,we will com and visit you in de poki. | Cicero (40) | ||
| 372063 | 2005-07-16 08:48:00 | And wot is mo,we will com and visit you in de poki. Bro Ciccy is tellin it true Jimbo, we's gunna visit yo orlrite, dats wot de PF1 bros is for, but yo orta know why dey call it de poki too, befo yo takes up de semi-perm'nt residency as de guest of her majs'ty. It becos de bro's wots be sharin yo digs gets lonely in de nite wit out dere wimminfolks, so you likely to find de freshly unpacked orifices repacked wit de one eyed trouser snakes pretty damn quik, but wit out de option if yo knows wot I means. Specially if yo de sweet-lookin kinda motha. Yo drop de soap in de showa and you likely to get de surprise package wit-out de gift wrappin as well. Dat can give a bro de dreaded "ass-injected death sentence" faster'n yo can put de tick in de "nuttin to declare" box on de customs form. But yo de man wit the smart ideas for sneakin in de stuff rite unner de noses o' de feds, so you probly know all dat oredy. So, bro Billy gunna zip it now an let yo git on with th' great importin' scheme, an we all lookin' forward to seein' yo name in de headlines as de incredibly smart fella yo is. Den we can all say we knew bro Jimbo befo he made de big name for hisself in de import-export business. Cheers Bro Billy 8-{) :thumbs: |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 372064 | 2005-07-16 11:22:00 | Ha Ha,one of the best laughs I have had on here,you should take up scipt writing B. | Cicero (40) | ||
| 372065 | 2005-07-18 09:43:00 | lol, thats not what I mean, I don't want to smuggle anything. I've just been thinking tons of cartons must come into ports every day... how can customs possibly okay them all? I been wondering this especially when I read some on go something delivered in 2-3days of delivering from overseas. | JimboJones (1680) | ||
| 372066 | 2005-07-18 10:07:00 | Oh, and to update on my airgun. I've kinda lost interest; my interest swayed into getting an simi-auto AEG.... yes, semi, yes :D. AEGS are bb guns that are less powerful than airguns but they look like big real life guns (AK-47 for example). |
JimboJones (1680) | ||
| 372067 | 2005-07-18 10:11:00 | Roflmao.. :thumbs: Thanks Billy for your great post. Laughed so hard my cheeks hurt. |
Nyuuji (5460) | ||
| 372068 | 2005-07-18 11:35:00 | lol, thats not what I mean, I don't want to smuggle anything . Yeah, we guessed that Jimbo, but insanity took over the thread and I just couldn't help myself . Thanks for being a good sport too, yo am de man . Cheers Bro Billy 8-{) :D |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 372069 | 2005-07-18 11:46:00 | :( i don't get it, what gangster movie is it off? | JimboJones (1680) | ||
| 372070 | 2005-07-18 12:02:00 | :( i don't get it, what gangster movie is it off? T'aint no gangsta movie Jimbo, it am an orig'nl ritin' by de famus Bro Billy, de leg'n in hissown lifetime . He am a bit loopy y'see, an dis time de big words got too much fo' him so he cut loose with the stoopid stuff, like takin de u'rn out of de smuglin' post by bro jimbo . Nes time yo gets one o' dem good idea' yo post it on de PF1 and we be writin anudder chapter fo yo life story so sum day yo can show it to yo gran'chillen an tell em dat dis loopy guy dun wrote dis about yo befo yo hit de big time an becum de famus grandad . Or not, as de cookie dun crumb'lin . Cheers Bro Billy 8-{) :D |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 372071 | 2005-07-18 12:03:00 | lol, thats not what I mean, I don't want to smuggle anything. I've just been thinking tons of cartons must come into ports every day... how can customs possibly okay them all? I been wondering this especially when I read some on go something delivered in 2-3days of delivering from overseas. If you mean freight for shops, they don't. I had a bookshop once and imported from the US. Once they held it a few days as they searched them. To check for porn, haha. My customs guy was great, very helpful and he said it was just my trun to have a random check done. In 5 years it was the only time. So in theory I could have been importing smutty stuff the rest of the time. But its that RANDOM factor, they get you and you're doomed. And probably if you do it once, you go on some watch list. |
pctek (84) | ||
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