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Thread ID: 60543 2005-08-05 02:31:00 Attention PLease. Soon to be the hour... beetle (243) PC World Chat
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378426 2005-08-05 10:52:00 Should have been virtually instant, checked all your email boxes? not caught as spam ???

Or change your addy?

beetle
beetle (243)
378427 2005-08-05 11:00:00 Ok trying that, but for now, a joke:

Helen Clarke's cheuffer is driving the PM late one night on a country road when things go awry. The car hits and kills a cow.

Seeing the farmers house lights in the distance, Helen informs the driver that he should do the hounorable thing and go tell the farmer. So off he trudges towards the house.

Two hours pass before he returns. When he gets back into the car the PM can see his hair is all ruffled and his shirt buttons are undone, so she asks "What the heck happened?". The driver explains "They gave me the most wonderful meal youcould imagine, champaigne, roast duck, the works! Then after dinner the farmer offered me his rather good looking daughter, and not being one to refuse an offer like that, I accepted." "Did you tell them what happened" the PM asked?

"I did exactly like you asked me, I told them I was Helen Clarke's driver and I killed the cow."
pine-o-cleen (2955)
378428 2005-08-05 22:56:00 Great Joke Dannz (1668)
378429 2005-08-06 00:29:00 2nd instalment of Jugs sessions tonight................all interested call in...

LOL we had a ball..............

:xmouth: :D

beetle
beetle (243)
378430 2005-08-06 04:33:00 Will be there again tonight Dannz (1668)
378431 2005-08-06 04:37:00 as i am continually being bugged by daniel to try chatf1 i have a feeling i will be on there tonight, just to get him off my case and to see how great it is completelyuseless (8560)
378432 2005-08-06 04:39:00 as i am continually being bugged by daniel to try chatf1 i have a feeling i will be on there tonight, just to get him off my case and to see how great it is

YAHOO! :D
Dannz (1668)
378433 2005-08-06 08:37:00 2 Users in Chat Dannz (1668)
378434 2005-08-06 08:49:00 Beetle hurry up... NZGuy gots his girlyfriend on now :D bob_doe_nz (92)
378435 2005-08-06 09:03:00 Beetle hurry up... NZGuy gots his girlyfriend on now :D
Yes its great isnt it :D
Dannz (1668)
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