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Thread ID: 60625	2005-08-07 20:10:00	Monday Laughs: Mums are smarter than you think!	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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379358	2005-08-08 20:36:00	Foxy Excellent I thought, just excellent sarel	sarel (2490)
379359	2005-08-08 20:50:00	Wal-mart Test One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell . I guess I better see a doctor . " "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies . "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart . Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it . It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars, a lot cheaper than a doctor . " So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart . He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample . He pours the sample into the slot and waits . Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow . Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity . It will improve in two weeks . Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart . " That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled . He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure . Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results . He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results . The computer prints the following: 1 . Your tap water is too hard . Get a water softener . (Aisle 9) 2 . Your dog has ringworm . Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo . (Aisle7) 3 . Your daughter has a cocaine habit . Get her into rehab . 4 . Your wife is pregnant . Twins . They aren't yours . Get a lawyer . 5 . If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better . Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart .	Cicero (40)
379360	2005-08-08 21:40:00	INDIAN NAMES A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names -- Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?" His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive. "For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over the Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake. "Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people. "It's very simple and easy to understand. "Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China?"	FoxyMX (5)
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