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Thread ID: 61260	2005-08-30 04:39:00	You think you're having a bad day?	JJJJJ (528)	PC World Chat

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1357231	2005-08-30 04:39:00	Subject: Having a bad day? Are you having a bad day? In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients in the same bed always died, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a . m . , regardless of their medical condition . This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural . No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a . m . on Sunday, so a World-wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents . The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a . m . , all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about . Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits . Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner . ************************************************** ****************************************** Sure you're having a Bad Day???? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000 . 00 . At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers . A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both . Still think you're having a Bad Day?? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle . Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places . Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman . ************************************************** *************************** STILL think you're having a bad Day???? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly . The two helpless protesters were trampled to death . ************************************************** ***************************** What?? STILL having a Bad Day???? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb . It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it . Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits . There now, feeling better???? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ©2002 LongBraid Designs	JJJJJ (528)
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