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Thread ID: 61176 2005-08-27 04:16:00 Saturday Special: Election laughs Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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384047 2005-08-27 04:16:00 A popular Wellington Barber shop had a new robotic barber installed.

A fellow came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair it asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and said, "This is really cool."

Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it began the haircut, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about Rugby, the All Blacks, the merits of DB over Lion, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

Later on, a third guy came in to the barber shop and as with the others, the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "65." The robot then said, "So, I understand you National supporters are really excited about the possibility of Don Brash becoming Prime Minister?"

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :p
Billy T (70)
384048 2005-08-27 06:18:00 The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and said, "This is really cool."

Smart people like to talk about insurance????
pctek (84)
384049 2005-08-27 06:25:00 I suppose at IQ60 and below, the robot just grunts!? :p personthingy (1670)
384050 2005-08-27 06:49:00 I suppose at IQ60 and below, the robot just grunts!? :p


at below 60 it talks about the new Pizza shop opening in Wainuimata :-)
robsonde (120)
384051 2005-08-27 06:51:00 I suppose at IQ60 and below, the robot just grunts!? :p


I suppose with an IQ of less than 60, ones normal language is in grunts. !!!! PJ
Poppa John (284)
384052 2005-08-27 07:41:00 IQ 40 and below: "Don't forget to vote Labour"..... somebody (208)
384053 2005-08-27 08:22:00 Mild Mental Retardation
About 85% of persons that are Mental Retarded fall into this group.
IQ level 50-55 up to about 70

Moderate Mental Retardation
About 10% of persons that are Mental Retarded fall into this group.
IQ level 35-40 to 50-55

Sever Mental Retardation
About 3% to 4% of persons that are Mental Retarded fall into this group.
IQ level 20-25 to 35-40

Profound Mental Retardation
About 1% to 2% of persons that are Mental Retarded fall into this group.
IQ level below 20 or 25
Scouse (83)
384054 2005-08-27 08:44:00 The man replied, "65." The robot then said, "So, I understand you National supporters are really excited about the possibility of Don Brash becoming Prime Minister?"



Blimey, if National voters are that stupid then what does that make the Labour mob?

Brain dead?

:lol:
manicminer (4219)
384055 2005-08-27 21:48:00 I suppose at IQ60 and below, the robot just grunts!? :p
No, it assumes you are in the labour party. :thumbs:
Cicero (40)
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