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| Thread ID: 61217 | 2005-08-28 22:04:00 | Monday Laughs: Guaranteed politics and religion free......... | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 384403 | 2005-08-30 05:40:00 | A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago" he says. "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it". "Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of nervous silence, everybody wondering if they were eating this dreadfully dangerous food, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake." Cheers Billy 8-{) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 384404 | 2005-08-30 08:28:00 | And here's me believing those statistics they trot out regularly saying that married men live longer on average than bachelors... So I guess it was just the women he was warning about the cake..? |
Laura (43) | ||
| 384405 | 2005-08-31 22:47:00 | ... and we wonder why we are the butt of the sheep jokes from the Aussies :rolleyes:That has to go into the "things that could have been better expressed" bucket...:) | Tony (4941) | ||
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