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| Thread ID: 61773 | 2005-09-16 05:13:00 | Light relief before you vote | Tony (4941) | PC World Chat |
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| 388743 | 2005-09-16 05:13:00 | These are courtesy of my sister and a bout of insomnia: Michael Cullen cuts a fine dash With much sharper wit than Don Brash But he’s been very lax Till recounting the tax He’s come out in a rash of spare cash Winnie P is MP for Tauranga But possibly not for much longer If he thinks Builder Bob ‘S an ephemeral slob He’ll find he couldn’t be wronger. Pita Sharples directs kapa haka And has great support from his waka He honours the Treaty Loves Hoana Waititi Let’s hope he’s not turned to dog tucker Rod and Jeanette are the Greens They huddle together like teens But if lacking the ‘five’ To keep them alive They’ll just be recycled has beens Chris Carter is in charge of things green He’s out, but seldom is seen And I’m sure of one thing If Don is made king Chris will not be picked as his queen Rodney Hyde is never a snob And he loves his parliament job But if Epsom stays Nat That will be that A good job he’s perked a few bob Peter Dunne has a sensible perm His hairdo is fair but it’s firm He’s not too exciting Which I take no delight in But at least he is liked by the worm A wily old codger named Brash Decided to do something rash In a devil made pact He conspired with Act And together they squandered our cash Our Helen is Labour’s tough leader You’d be very unwise not to heed her When it comes to a bash She makes mincemeat of Brash Just a shame she’s a bit of a speeder The Greens are a group I hold dear Their policies brave and sincere But to really go places Please get rid of the braces Or else you’ll be out on your ear Winston may well get beaten by Bob Who’s inveigled the Tauranga mob But he’s slick and he’s dapper And would make a great rapper So please, someone give him a job. I would never think to besmirch The name of the Destiny Church But’s a pity their leaders Are all pig trough feeders And their members are left in the lurch A vote for the Heritage lot Will put Peter Dunne on the spot With Capill inside He’ll have to decide: To merge with the Christians or not The Brethren sent me a note Instructing me how I should vote Said Labour’s obscene And God isn’t Green But a Right vote will strike the right note. Enjoy and feel free to pass on. |
Tony (4941) | ||
| 388744 | 2005-09-16 05:21:00 | Chris Carter is in charge of things green He’s out, but seldom is seen And I’m sure of one thing If Don is made king Chris will not be picked as his queen very good! :thumbs: |
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| 388745 | 2005-09-16 05:40:00 | Yep, well done. | lazydog (148) | ||
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