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Thread ID: 62279	2005-10-02 20:42:00	Monday Laughs: It's been while, time for some more blonde jokes.......	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

Post ID	Timestamp	Content	User
393004	2005-10-07 20:16:00	This from New York. FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MALE POEM I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.	Cicero (40)
393005	2005-10-07 20:34:00	hahahahahahahaha cic that was funny.......	mark c (247)
393006	2005-10-07 21:03:00	In the beginning........... God is explaining to Adam about his role in producing the human race, and Eve, and all that, where she is waitng for him, and giving him directions......... "Go down this bank..." "What's a bank? asks Adam. God explains. "...and across the river..." "What's a river? God explains "And up the slope......." "what's a slope?" explains. .."through the forest......." "What's a forest?" explains "..and into the cave..." "What's a cave?" Explains.................and...........finally gets it all done so off Adam scampers down the bank across the river up the slope through the foest and into the cave and two seconds later comes out and through the forest and down the slope and across the river and up the bank and says......... "What's a headache?" '	mark c (247)
393007	2005-10-08 06:15:00	Jeez! what an appalling shortage of blonde jokes! Try this one for size: BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We blondes are going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not that stupid, you know, we're going at night!" Cheers Billy 8-{)	Billy T (70)
393008	2005-10-08 07:12:00	Oh blonde jokes,why didn't you say ;) A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas . With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes . What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general . . . and all in the name of humor!'' The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''	Cicero (40)
393009	2005-10-08 07:24:00	rofl	techiekid (7219)
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