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| Thread ID: 62495 | 2005-10-09 21:26:00 | Monday Laughs: Women Jokes.......Live dangerously, hell hath no fury. etc.... | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 394753 | 2005-10-13 06:50:00 | This is definitely true Billy . Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom . The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals . So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question . Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death . The question? . . What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query . But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end . He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester . He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer . Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer . But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged . The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch . She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first . The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified . She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc . He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life . He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur . He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table . Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered . . . . is to be in charge of her own life . Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared . And so it was, the neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding . The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom . But, what a sight awaited him . The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed . The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half . Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day . . . . or night? Lancelot pondered the predicament . During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments? What would YOU do? What Lancelot chose is below . BUT . . . . make YOUR choice before you scroll down below . OKAY? Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself . Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life . Now . . . . what is the moral to this story? The moral is . . . . . If you don't let a woman have her own way . . . . Things are going to get ugly! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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| 394754 | 2005-10-13 07:20:00 | hahahahah. very good. Dammit! I fell for it. Got the wrong answer. |
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