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Thread ID: 62708	2005-10-16 20:27:00	Monday Laughs: Morals..........	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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396862	2005-10-16 20:27:00	Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of her Church congregation's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business . Several members did not approve of her busybody activities, but they feared her enough to maintain their silence . She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only Bar one afternoon . She emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing . George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away . He didn't explain, defend or deny . He said nothing . Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house . . . . . walked home . . . . . and left it there all night . Cheers Billy 8-{) :xmouth:	Billy T (70)
396863	2005-10-16 21:26:00	I like the headline in the Melbourne Age on Princess Mary having a baby boy - "There's something begotten in the state of Denmark"	Dally (6292)
396864	2005-10-18 20:49:00	A travelling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realising he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is our vending machine complex that should serve your purposes. Each machine is in its own private cubicle" Sceptical but intrigued, the salesman located the cubicle with the haircut machine, inserted 50 cents, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Thirty seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which showed the best haircut of his life. Next door was another cubicle with a sign that read, 'Manicures, 25 Cents.' "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slots, waited while it buzzed and whirled, then pulled them out and his nails were perfectly manicured. The next cubicle had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Every Man Needs When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.' The salesman looked both ways, went in, closed the door behind him, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his dinger into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony. Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his member...... with a shirt button neatly sewn on the end of it. Not really immoral, but his intention was, sort of. :D Cheers Billy 8-{)	Billy T (70)
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