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Thread ID: 64133 2005-12-04 19:57:00 Monday laughs: Caring, sharing & togetherness Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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410246 2005-12-10 23:33:00 Genuine complaints received by local councils

My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage

has fungus growing in it .



. . . and he's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and

I just can't take it anymore .



. . . it's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow .



I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and

burnt my knob off .



I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when

he put his foot in the hole in his back passage .



. . . and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls

against my fence .



I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet

roof . I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off .



My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?



I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the

wall .



Will you please send someone to mend the garden path . My wife

tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant . We are

getting married in September and we would like it in the garden

before we move into the house .



I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen



. . . 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the

rest are plain filthy .



I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers .



The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is

cleared .



Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny

colour and not fit to drink .



Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces .



Would you please send a man to repair my spout . I am an old age

Pensioner and need it badly .



I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every

morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much

for me .



The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which

is unsightly and dangerous .



Our kitchen floor is damp . We have two children and would like a

third so please send someone round to do something about it .



I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you

please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top

of me every night .



Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and

satisfy my wife .



I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but

I still have no satisfaction .



This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we

can't get BBC2 . 		Cicero (40)
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