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Thread ID: 64038 2005-12-01 00:51:00 Joys of Marriage JJJJJ (528) PC World Chat
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409120 2005-12-01 00:51:00 You have two choices in life:
> > You can stay single and be miserable,
> > or get married and wish you were dead.
> >
> >
> > At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
> > "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
> > "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
> >
> >
> > >
> > A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
> > "Husband Wanted".
> > Next day she received a hundred letters.
> > They all said the same thing:
> > "You can have mine."
> >
> >
> > When a woman steals your husband,
> > there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
> >
> >
> > A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
> > .
> >
> >
> > A little boy asked his father,
> > "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
> > Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
> >
> >
> >
> > A young son asked,
> > "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
> > a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
> > Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
> >
> >
> > > > Then there was a woman who said,
> > "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
> > and by then, it was too late."
> >
> >
> > Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
> >
> >
> >
> > If you want your spouse to listen and
> > pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
> >
> >
> > > >
> > Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
> > thinking they had no faults at all.
> >
> >
> > First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
> > Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
> >
> >
> > > > " A Woman's Prayer:
> > Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to
> > forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray
> > for Strength I'll just beat him to death "
> >
> >
> >
> > AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
> >
> >
> > >
> >
> > Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A
> > blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find
> > it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto
> > the bus.
> >
> > So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the
> > husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he
> > taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of
> > rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
> >
> > The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR
> > stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."
> >
> >
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> 		JJJJJ (528)
409121 2005-12-01 02:20:00 >> No virus found in this incoming message.
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Hahahahahahaha! Haven't heard those 2 before :D 		CYaBro (73)
409122 2005-12-01 06:22:00 A cleaned version .
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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead .


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, " Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " " Yes, I am . I married the wrong man . "



A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: " Husband Wanted " . Next day she received a hundred letters . They all said the same thing: " You can have mine . "


When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him .


A woman is incomplete until she is married . Then she is finished
.


A little boy asked his father, " Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? " Father replied, " I don't know son, I'm still paying . "



A young son asked, " Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? " Dad replied, " That happens in every country, son . "


Then there was a woman who said, " I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late . "


Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence .



If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep .



Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all .


First guy says, " My wife's an angel! " Second guy remarks, " You're lucky, mine's still alive . "


" A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods . Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "



AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!




Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children . A blind man joins them after a few minutes . When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus .

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk . After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, " Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy . "

The blind man replies, " If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus . . . so shut the hell up . "

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