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| Thread ID: 64336 | 2005-12-11 20:54:00 | Monday laughs: Less caring, more sharing.... | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 411870 | 2005-12-13 23:12:00 | On Theme: Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at their age, the husband said, "Well, we heard on TV that people should be tested after annual sex." Cheers Billy 8-{) :) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 411871 | 2005-12-14 00:11:00 | Well that one reminds me of.... One day a guy was in a pub, ordered a large Scotch and a small Scotch. The barman was intrigued when he saw the guy bend down and pass the drink to someone near the floor. He was astounded when he saw this tiny fellow, about a foot tall, sitting at a miniature baby grand piano. So the guy explained... "Well I was down at the beach the other day, and I saw a woman out at sea obviously in trouble. So I swam out and rescued her. It turned out the woman was a witch with magical powers. She was so grateful for the rescue that she granted me any wish in the world. But she must have heard me wrong because she gave me a 12" pianist." |
Greg (193) | ||
| 411872 | 2005-12-17 06:11:00 | Award modular BIOS v4 . 51PG . . . . . . . . . Keyboard error or no keyboard present Press F1 to continue, or DEL to enter setup |
Eric (378) | ||
| 411873 | 2005-12-17 06:21:00 | Award modular BIOS v4 . 51PG . . Keyboard error or no keyboard present Press F1 to continue, or DEL to enter setup You got me there Eric, what's supposed to be humorous about that? A joke is not a joke unless it makes people laugh, or at least smile . Maybe you forgot where you were up to and posted in the wrong thread . :rolleyes: Cheers Billy 8-{) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 411874 | 2005-12-17 06:59:00 | You got me there Eric, what's supposed to be humorous about that? A joke is not a joke unless it makes people laugh, or at least smile.....It did have an excellant "Ay what?" factor... and got a smile out of me! | personthingy (1670) | ||
| 411875 | 2005-12-17 07:35:00 | You got me there Eric, what's supposed to be humorous about that? A joke is not a joke unless it makes people laugh, or at least smile . Maybe you forgot where you were up to and posted in the wrong thread . :rolleyes: Cheers Billy 8-{) Well tell me how can you press F1 or what is the point of pressing DEL when the keyboard is missing?, now it is possable you could automaticly run a program afterwards that could usefull, if the computer powered up with a missing keyboard, but because of the error message what else can you do but laugh? |
Eric (378) | ||
| 411876 | 2005-12-17 08:28:00 | Well I got it straight away Eric, it's a classic :nerd: | Jen (38) | ||
| 411877 | 2005-12-17 21:50:00 | Even this yank got it Billy...see....if there's no keyboard present, then how're you gonna hit...er....nevermind........ <give them instruction manuals and books and they eat the pages> |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 411878 | 2005-12-17 22:11:00 | Well a bit of Christmas cheer then. Why the Little Angel is at the top of the Christmas Tree ... On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip. As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too tight. He then went to check on the rest of the preparations. The elves were on strike. The reindeer had shin-splints. At this point, Santa was BUMMED. He went into the kitchen to take a calming drink, and the bottle was EMPTY. Now he was really mad. All of sudden, there was a knock at the door. Santa, in his angry state, ignored it. There was another knock. Santa was in no mood for all of this. When the knock came again, Santa--filled with rage--threw open the door. Standing there was a little angel who said, "Hi Santa! What do you want me to do with this Christmas Tree?" |
Cicero (40) | ||
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