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Thread ID: 64535	2005-12-18 20:05:00	Monday laughs: Festive Season	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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413735	2005-12-20 04:27:00	Well bugger me - I really goofed on that didnt I as he slinks away to lick his wounds. Blame it on the festive season. :blush: Don't worry smithie, I've even done it to myself, but what really interests me is where you got it from, you see I frequently edit jokes to get rid of american spelling and occasional grammatical errors and this is one that I definitely did edit. Your post is identical so it almost certainly came from PF1. Did you get it somewhere else or was this just a gigantic oops? Cheers Billy 8-{) :)	Billy T (70)
413736	2005-12-20 05:17:00	Hi Billy. What happened I copied and pasted it from F1, then sent it to all my online friends yesterday morning. They all appreciated it, and for some unknown reason today, I saw it in the "sent" items and thought "ah that will be a good one for 'Monday laughs' ". The rest is history........one gigantic oops. Hey Billy, you and your family have a great Xmas and best wishes for the new year, and keep them funnies rolling in each Monday - they are appreciated by many. Cheers Smithie	smithie 38 (6684)
413737	2005-12-20 05:36:00	After the Chrismas party. Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping -- Love you!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks "Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, you tart, I'm married! Broken furniture $85.26 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Red Rose bud $3.00 Two Aspirins $0.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless...	Cicero (40)
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