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| Thread ID: 64789 | 2005-12-28 04:42:00 | Monday laughs: The JJJJJ Special: Wednesday Edition | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 416168 | 2005-12-28 04:42:00 | LETTERS 'DEAR ABBY' ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, fowl language and violence on my VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking up Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I seen it. Now how do I get out? Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy. Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause. Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do? Cheers Billy *<8-{E Sorry Jack, I thought everybody would be too tied up with Father Christmas to be worrying about Monday Laughs. I am gratified to find that I was wrong! |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 416169 | 2005-12-28 05:38:00 | didn't LOL, but still good. Happy New Year. | mark c (247) | ||
| 416170 | 2005-12-28 06:22:00 | WHY AM I MARRIED? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead . At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am . I married the wrong man . " A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" . Next day she received a hundred letters . They all said the same thing: "You can have mine . " When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him . A woman is incomplete until she is married . Then she is finished . A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying . " A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son . " Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late . " Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence . If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep . Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all . First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive . " " A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods . Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death " AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!! Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children . A blind man joins them after a few minutes . When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus . So the husband and the blind man decide to walk . After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy . " The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus . . . so shut the hell up . " |
smithie 38 (6684) | ||
| 416171 | 2005-12-28 07:33:00 | Thanks Billy, i'm smileing again :lol: :lol: | JJJJJ (528) | ||
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