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Thread ID: 64662 2005-12-22 18:24:00 Favorite Sayings The_End_Of_Reality (334) PC World Chat
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414932 2005-12-22 18:24:00 Hey Guys

Just sitting here with little to do so I thought what are you favorite sayings? or mottos that you use?

I'll get us started, mine is: You have to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything :D
The_End_Of_Reality (334)
414933 2005-12-22 18:35:00 Hey Guys

Just sitting here with little to do so I thought what are you favorite sayings? or mottos that you use?

I'll get us started, mine is: You have to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything :D
The_End_Of_Reality (334)
414934 2005-12-22 18:45:00 In honour of Christmas:


Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of beard . Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
ninja (1671)
414935 2005-12-22 18:48:00 In honour of Christmas:


Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of beard . Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
ninja (1671)
414936 2005-12-22 22:21:00 TAFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! :D bob_doe_nz (92)
414937 2005-12-22 22:28:00 Live long and Prosper :D Dannz (1668)
414938 2005-12-22 22:33:00 Metla's current signature has become my favourite saying of late -

There is no theory of evolution - only a list of creature Chuck Norris allows to live.

Brilliant!

Lizard
Lizard (2409)
414939 2005-12-22 22:42:00 From its in-game usage it's quite obvious it doesn't have a fixed definition. It's an all-purpose epithet, like a milder version of the F-word. Consider...

Taff You

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "Taff". It is a magical word; one that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. Linguistically, "Taff" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John taffed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was taffed by John). It can be an active adverb (John really gives a taff) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a taff) or an adverb (Mary is taffing interested in John) and as a noun (Mary is a terrific taff). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is taffing beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "Taff".

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
Greetings: "How the taff are you?"
Fraud: "I got taffed by the wagon dealer."
Dismay: "Oh, taff it!"
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm taffed now!"
Aggression: "Taff You!"
Disgust: "Taff me!"
Confusion: "What the taff...?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this taffing business..."
Despair: "Taffed again!"
Incompetence: "He taffs up everything!"
Displeasure: "What the taff is going on here?"
Lost: "Where the taff are we?"
Disbelief: "Untaffingbelievable!"
Retaliation: "Up your taffing arse!"

It can be used in an anatomical description -- "He's a taffing a**hole!" It can be used to tell time -- "It's five-taffing thirty!" It can be used in business -- "How the hell did I end up with this taffing job?" It can be maternal, as in "Mother-Taffer". It can be political -- "Taff Druart!"

And never forget Brother Murus's last words: "Where did all these taffing zombies come from?" Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Karath-Din: "What the taff was that?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can anyone be offended when you say, "Taff"? Use it frequently in your daily speech! It adds to your prestige.

Today... say "Taff You!" to someone!
bob_doe_nz (92)
414940 2005-12-22 22:58:00 And....



Taffy was a Welshman,
Taffy was a thief.
Taffy came to my house
And stole a leg of beef.
I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was in bed.
I picked up the leg of beef
And hit him on the head.
bob_doe_nz (92)
414941 2005-12-23 04:50:00 My favourite saying for a while now, has been that gem from "little shop of horrors" ; "no sh*t sherlock" :p lagbort (5041)
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