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| Thread ID: 64640 | 2005-12-22 03:13:00 | Serious Warning for Office Xmas Parties | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 414736 | 2005-12-22 03:13:00 | Police are warning all men who plan on celebrating with pre-Christmas & Holiday-Season drinks at their office function, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females are now using a date-seduction drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to leave the party or bar with them so that they can have sex with them while they are in a defenceless state. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him to take her home or to some other reasonably secluded and private location. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the suggestive comments of even quite horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is forced upon them by predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book. For a video to see how insidiously beer works, turn up your sound and click HERE (www.brackenspub.com) Have good one, but play safe this Christmas. Cheers Billy 8-{) :D |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 414737 | 2005-12-22 03:40:00 | Jezz.. Is that how I got married.. Have a good party :-; |
paulw (1826) | ||
| 414738 | 2005-12-22 04:54:00 | [QUOTE=Billy Tnsidiously beer works, turn up your sound and click HERE (www.brackenspub.com) Have good one, but play safe this Christmas. Cheers Billy 8-{) :D[/QUOTE] Probably be good but I have no sound card according to Fedora Core 4. I will play safe and not install any Linux ever again. |
Elephant (599) | ||
| 414739 | 2005-12-22 09:46:00 | Alas B your warning came to late I have been trapped and hornswoggled,that's the worsted of being one of life's inocent's having lead a pure and blameless life.----I can hear the violin's going in the background as I speak. ;) | Cicero (40) | ||
| 414740 | 2005-12-22 10:00:00 | . . . . . . . . . For a video to see how insidiously beer works, turn up your sound and click . brackenspub . com/beer . swf" target="_blank">www . brackenspub . com ( . brackenspub . com/beer . swf" target="_blank">www . brackenspub . com) Goodness me you can not get any worse than that |
Eric (378) | ||
| 414741 | 2005-12-22 17:47:00 | My father told me the effects of this form of imbibement: called "The Coyote Date": A coyotee date is described as waking up the morning after consuming too many adult beverages with the most ugly woman sound asleep alongside you . . . and she's sleeping on your arm! In order to escape without awakening her, you chew off your arm . |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 414742 | 2005-12-22 17:52:00 | Ooh....then there's this too: ....where you put a paper bag over the head of your date to keep people from seeing how ugly your date is. ...then there's the date where you put a bag over your date's head and one over your own to keep your friends from knowing it's you on a date with someone ugly. ....then there's the date where you put a bag over your date's head, one over your own and another bag on your date....in case the first bag fails! reason for these posts: there's no moderators up in NZ right now..but it's full daylight here and I am UP! |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 414743 | 2005-12-22 22:26:00 | I once encountered something like this at Courtyard pub in Pt. England, Glen Innes, Auckland East back in 2000. A lady seduce and took me outside to have sex, luckily I was still conscious and fully alert...just love the the shag! | Mr Wetzyl (362) | ||
| 414744 | 2005-12-23 02:01:00 | OMG.... That pre-beer woman has an uncanny resemblance to one of my ex's. Where's the shame icon gone? |
personthingy (1670) | ||
| 414745 | 2005-12-23 11:48:00 | Too true. My work xmas party was um, strange. I'm still finding out things I did on the night, and they are really coming back to haunt me. Watch out guys. |
DangerousDave (697) | ||
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